…was with Jayne Mansfield.
You know, she was a fantastic bird, you know big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.
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Funny you should mention that… I was pondering posting a link to that same site just the other night – having only recently discovered the full wonders of YouTube…! Lovely, baffling stuff…
I can listen to those sketches over, and over, and over again…
Just, er, not in polite company, that’s all…
For the record, mine was… well…
I had to collect up all the phlegm what Winston Churchill had gobbed out, into his bucket by the bed…
Were you ever offered that job…?
1I was but I’d rather be a destitute.
2