The worst job I ever had…

…was with Jayne Mansfield.

You know, she was a fantastic bird, you know big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.

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  1. Funny you should mention that… I was pondering posting a link to that same site just the other night – having only recently discovered the full wonders of YouTube…! Lovely, baffling stuff…
    I can listen to those sketches over, and over, and over again…
    Just, er, not in polite company, that’s all…

    For the record, mine was… well…
    I had to collect up all the phlegm what Winston Churchill had gobbed out, into his bucket by the bed…

    Were you ever offered that job…? :)

  2. I was but I’d rather be a destitute.

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