England finally catch a break or should that be a…

...a tear. It was with a loud cheer I greeted the news that David Beckham suffered a torn Achilles tendon playing for AC Milan, which should keep him out of England's World Cup squad for the summer. ...read the full post →

Pissing themselves, those Algerians…

...will be. England manager Fabio Capello said he picked his strongest available side to start the game against Egypt with scaring Algeria in mind... ...read the full post →

Does that fill anyone with any confidence apart…

...from England's opposition. After a shocking first half against Egypt at Wembley, England managed to scrape a win but that team put out by Capello and led by Gerrard should fill no one with hopes of World Cup glory. ...read the full post →

Fabio, let me introduce you, this is your arse…

...that is your elbow. Fabio Capello did a really great job reading Wayne Bridge's mind, Fabio says everything is OK and Wayne is in, Wayne says no he isn't... ...read the full post →

Would a trip to the World Cup make it all better…

...Wayne? As Fabio Cappelo consoled Wayne Bridge with a pat on the head he promised him not only a game next week for England but a trip to the World Cup, to make up for Terry shagging Vanessa. ...read the full post →

“Woe, woe and thrice, woe, we’re all…

...doomed. Ashley Cole has broken his ankle, it's all over the dream has ended before it began.It's a good job our esteemed leader Caesar Fabio tested out all those other options...oops. ...read the full post →

Captain Beaky and the trial of…

...Hissing Sid. The media got their target as cool, calm, collected Fabio folded under the pressure and stripped one scumbag of the armband to give it to another scumbag. ...read the full post →

When a politician starts moralising…

...you know there's no case to answer. Yes John Terry is a scumbag but the sports minister Gerry Sutcliffe didn't seem too bothered about other scumbags getting caught with their pants down, or holding the position of England captain. ...read the full post →

Does it make him any more of a scumbag…

...than he was before? So John Terry was shagging the mother of Wayne Bridge's kid behind his good mate's back, does that make him less of a role model than everything other scumming thing the England captain has got up to? ...read the full post →

You can take the player out of ARSEnal…

...but you can't take the ARSEnal out of the player. Why such the shock about a dirty cheat indulging in some dirty cheating to get through to the World Cup and getting away with it. ...read the full post →

Still, I learned some things…

...I understand the value of some players against this sort of team better now. But Fabio didn't want to name names after England's abysmal capitulation to a Brazil side that didn't really bother because they didn't have to. ...read the full post →

Return of the golden…

...one. It was great to see Jonny Wilkinson back in an England shirt on Saturday, playing well and along with Steve Thompson putting so many of those Fabio will take to the World Cup to shame. ...read the full post →

Just when you thought things couldn’t get more…

...ridiculous. After Clive Tyldesley wanked himself live on air over David Beckham's 32 minute presence on the pitch Steve Bruce, who has had far too many knocks to the head in his years as a player, gave his old team mate the man of the match award. ...read the full post →

Was that the real Fabio and…

...the real Fabio's England? As the England manager's side lost his 100% qualifying record with a 1-0 defeat to the Ukraine all the problems of the last few years were highlighted, lucky then it was on teh interweb. ...read the full post →

Is that what you want?…

...Cos that's what'll 'appen. If enough people cough up the £4.99 to £11.99 to watch the meaningless England game against the Ukraine on teh interweb then how long before more and more games are shown this way. ...read the full post →