When Wilson Palacios is…

...Man Of The Match. It doesn't take too much guessing to figure out what type of game Spurs' FA Cup quarter final away to Fulham was like. And you wouldn't be wrong, it wasn't the best game you'll ever see but Spurs are still in it. ...read the full post →

1970s ITV sitcoms…

...now have competition. Where once they were in a field of their own now the worst sitcoms ever put on our screens have probably got a new champion of crap. ...read the full post →

Is this a BAFTA…

...I see before me. Why did I watch the second series of Wallander? The first three BBC films should have given me enough clues to how this series would pan out. ...read the full post →

Have a go at the BBC…

...by all means. There's plenty to have a go at them for and just because something is easy doesn't means it's not worth doing. Just not for buying The Wire, Mad Men and the football. ...read the full post →

Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you?…

...Did she die in vain?...brave Hungarian peasant girl, she forced King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozers at half past ten. Is all this to be forgotten? ...read the full post →

You can take the player out of ARSEnal…

...but you can't take the ARSEnal out of the player. Why such the shock about a dirty cheat indulging in some dirty cheating to get through to the World Cup and getting away with it. ...read the full post →

Who would appear in this play what I wrote…

?...Edward Woodward would. What chances the main British channels will show any half decent tribute to the late Edward Woodward, little chance of Callan getting its first airing for years. ...read the full post →

Is that what you want?…

...Cos that's what'll 'appen. If enough people cough up the £4.99 to £11.99 to watch the meaningless England game against the Ukraine on teh interweb then how long before more and more games are shown this way. ...read the full post →

But will Fabio learn from…

...this. After England came back to draw 2-2 with Holland last night in Amsterdam the manager claimed the goals were freakish errors and he didn't really talk about the team looking far better without Beckham. ...read the full post →

I don’t think I could drink a Sprite…

...again. Not that I drink much fizzy pop but after seeing the video of the so called banned Sprite ad I don't think I could down another Sprite. ...read the full post →

That’s the way I play…

...that's the way I get out. That's they way I help lose Tests matches. England got up to 435 against a not great Australian attack in the first innings of the Ashes, could have been so much better if Kevin Pietersen wasn't a clown. ...read the full post →

Mrs Slocombe’s pussy…

...I never did see it. I used to pass her old house when going to the park but I never did see her pussy. Twitter and a bunch of Yanks seem to object to #MrsSlocombesPussy trending. ...read the full post →

I have to admit I didn’t watch…

...the Cup final on Saturday. Thankfully Guus Hiddink is a man of his word and has headed back off to Russia though he should really be flying out to lead England in their World Cup qualifiers. ...read the full post →

Thank you Sir Alex…

...you did a great job last night. With your superior tactical brain you made sure that watching the Champions League Final against Barcelona on ITV was almost bearable. ...read the full post →

It’s your one way ticket to midnight…

...call it Heavy Metal...Baby won't you ride... Ride it until it explodes... Heavy Metal. Remember kids cheesing is bad mmkay. ...read the full post →