Today’s recipe is…

...more poultry. The Swdish chef will show you how to prepare roast turkey. Bork, bork, bork. ...read the full post →

You can stick your F word…

...up your Ramsey, Gordon. Would anyone really want that fat tongued mockney, Oliver, spitting all over the food they were about to eat? There is only one chef that should be on the telly. Bork, bork, bork. ...read the full post →

The master is…

...mastered. Comedian Milton Berle meets his match on The Muppet Show. ...read the full post →

Some advice for the blokes…

...out there, This is a public service announcement for fellas out there that might be dragged along to the Hags And The City movie. ...read the full post →

Now that is good news…

...we won't have to pay for the privilege of being inflicted with Ian Wright on the BBC anymore. ...read the full post →

Have we got a video…

...If anyone uses it to tape Ade Edmondson's new venture Teenage Kicks, I'm going to stick their head through the window! ...read the full post →

The best weekend…

...in the best season for the F.A. Cup for a long time, with three upsets in the quarter finals and Portsmouth being the only Premier League side in the semi-finals of the F.A. Cup. ...read the full post →

Kick out the jams…

...mother...on the front page I don't know, anyway tonight BBC Four The Stooges, MC5, John Lee Hooker and more in Motor City's Burning. ...read the full post →

I’d like to watch…

...Spurs in the UEFA Cup tonight. But viewers in Scotland have their own programme, due to giving the audience an alternative. Not because they are parochial little twats. ...read the full post →

How do people manage when…

...their TV schedule is disturbed for just one whole day by a bit of rugby, 124 of them whinge and moan about not seeing some pre-recorded piece of crap show. ...read the full post →

B.B.C. get something right…

...shocker, have the Beeb finally listened to their paymasters as they have brought Mike Carlson in to be the analyst during their Super Bowl broadcast? ...read the full post →

Missed out on Led Zeppelin tickets…

For those that missed out on the Led Zeppelin reunion tickets Channel 4 can help with a broadcast of a 1973 gig. ...read the full post →

Casting five NFL…

Funny how seeing certain films gets your mind wandering about the strangest things, welcome to casting for the new Carry On film Carry On five NFL. ...read the full post →

The B.B.C. didn’t let me down…

The B.B.C.'s coverage of the New York Giants v Miami Dolphins at Wembley was exactly as I suspected it would be, fronted by a muppet and not enough real highlights of the game. But it was good to have Jimmy Armfield back on 5Live's football broadcast on Sunday. ...read the full post →

I’m All Right Jack…

The journalist unions are up in arms about job cuts at the B.B.C. in a classic case of 1950's 'I'm All Right Jack' they like 10 people doing the job of one. ...read the full post →
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