You won a semi-final penalty shootout…

...Stuart. You didn't really think you'd go on and beat the Germans now did you? England rode their luck to get to the European U21 Championship final but were beaten by a far better German side. ...read the full post →

Next year’s World Cup is going to be…

...unwatchable by this evidence. After tuning in to a bit of the Confederations Cup in South Africa it looks like next years World Cup could be a difficult to watch. ...read the full post →

He’ll earn more in a day and a quarter…

...than Jimmy cost Spurs. Forget the initial price Ronaldo will cost Real Madrid if he sees out his six years he'll be on about 29 million quid a year wages over half a million a week. ...read the full post →

James Peter Greaves would’ve scored…

...more than six against that Andorra and he's 69 years old. Jimmy Greaves picked up his World Cup winners medal and figured he his mates who also received there's could beat the side England were facing in a World Cup qualifier. ...read the full post →

Never mind the quality…

...feel the width. Fabio has managed another England win with yet another far from convincing display against Kazakhstan in Saturday's World Cup qualifier. ...read the full post →

I have to admit I didn’t watch…

...the Cup final on Saturday. Thankfully Guus Hiddink is a man of his word and has headed back off to Russia though he should really be flying out to lead England in their World Cup qualifiers. ...read the full post →

I thought Scunthorpe were promoted…

...to the Championship not the Premiership. Errr. Mein Fuhrer...we've been relegated to the Championship...we're now in the fizzy pop league... ...read the full post →

Thank you Sir Alex…

...you did a great job last night. With your superior tactical brain you made sure that watching the Champions League Final against Barcelona on ITV was almost bearable. ...read the full post →

A good day for the game…

...of football, thanks Villa. As Spurs season ended with a whimper so did another club's but that was far more funny seeing grown men in barcode shirts crying their eyes out. ...read the full post →

Now for ‘Arry to make Spurs…

...his own side. After turning White Hart Lane into a fortress and getting close to Europe from a starting position of 2 points from 8 games what will 'Arry Redknapp do to strengthen the team? ...read the full post →

An easy game to overshadow…

...was that. Spurs cruising through their nil nil draw with Everton at the weekend was overshadowed by something that puts the game in it's place and something that should be put in it's place. ...read the full post →

Poor old Martin Jol…

...yet again so close but so far. Just like his time with Spurs Big Martin Jol's Hamburg just fell short of making the UEFA Cup final with another refereeing howler to add to UEFAs list. ...read the full post →

You have to laugh…

...don't ya...Funny how certain football clubs no matter how badly they, along with the country they represent, have been cheated don't elicit much sympathy. ...read the full post →

How did it come to this…

....from worst start ever to clean sheet records? 'Arry's done a job at the Lane, from a disastrous position when he took over to clean sheet runs and least goals conceded at home. ...read the full post →

Of course he was going to give…

...them a shonky one. It could be partly to piss off Pugwash after his fact rant but was more to do with a man in a commentary box who has trouble with a word that haunts from 1990. ...read the full post →