James Peter Greaves would’ve scored…

...more than six against that Andorra and he's 69 years old. Jimmy Greaves picked up his World Cup winners medal and figured he his mates who also received there's could beat the side England were facing in a World Cup qualifier. ...read the full post →

Is it Svennis … is it McClown…

...no it's Fabio, but you'd struggle to tell. He might have stopped the England players abusing hotel staff and guests but on the pitch the usual suspects are putting in the same old displays. ...read the full post →

What has really…

...changed for England under Fabio, that team that beat a very limited and uninterested Slovakia would look pretty much the same under McClown, except they wouldn't be wearing what looks like a school PE kit. ...read the full post →

Can we move on now…

...he got number 108 did bugger all with it except show why it should be the last. Fabio says he learned a lot from the flattering 2-0 defeat to Spain, it's doubtful going by the players he used. ...read the full post →

Meaningless…

...it all depends on what Capello does tonight. Will he hand Beckham another cap making the England record meaningless and will he pick a meaningless team to face Spain. ...read the full post →

There’s an elephant in the room…

...everyone can see it except those wearing red tinted specs...oh and an older Italian gentleman. Steve Gerrard is brought straight back into a balanced, performing England side and what happens? ...read the full post →

Was this a win, win…

...win in Zagreb. As England stuff Croatia 4-1 to become the first side to beat the hosts on their own patch in a competitive game. Now will Capello take the obvious points from this game or will it be his Munich? ...read the full post →

Whole lotta…

...naff. I can see why Jimmy Page would want to appear playing a classic Led Zeppelin track at the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics but why agree to have that nobody caterwaul beside him. ...read the full post →

One buffoon out of the F.A…

...just a few more to go. It's goobye and good riddance to that bumbling buffoon Brian Barwick the man who told us the McClown was his first choice as England manager. ...read the full post →

Lost in translation…

...can be the only reason for Fabio thinking Beckham can be England's Ronaldo. ...read the full post →

I’m H-A-P-P-Y, I’m H-A-P-P-Y…

...I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm H-A-P-P-Y. So said England manager Fabio Capello after an embarrassing display in the 1-0 defeat by Paris that should finally see the end of Beckham. ...read the full post →

What’s one more undeserved cap…

...to add to the already large number David Beckham has already got? And is Ronaldo up there with Best? ...read the full post →

Yes David you are fit…

...to drop, even if it means we see the back of him Capello should not pick Beckham for England's up coming friendly against Switzerland. ...read the full post →

No New Year bauble…

Toxie again wasn't honoured this time around for services in "blogging the negatives" but for 2008 Sir Parky will be my inspiration. ...read the full post →

We all have to get behind McClown…

England's friendly against a rubbish Austria side showed how bad an England manager McClown is but the defeats of Russia and Croatia highlighted how lucky he is. ...read the full post →