Mrs Slocombe’s pussy…

...I never did see it. I used to pass her old house when going to the park but I never did see her pussy. Twitter and a bunch of Yanks seem to object to #MrsSlocombesPussy trending. ...read the full post →

I backed a horse at…

...thirty to one. It trailed in what looked far more than a country mile behind the 100/1 shot that won the Grand National, still it saved the jockey some embarrassment. ...read the full post →

They got SPOTY…

...almost spot on this year. Chris Hoy destroyed all the competition before him this year and deserved to be named the B.B.C. Sports Personality of the Year. ...read the full post →

The Soup Dragon…

...rocks out. The Clangers snatch a piece of space debris but can't quite figure out what it is but the Soup Dragon gets into the swing of it, while The Master is intrigued. ...read the full post →

Test match…

...ordinary. The BBC are doing their best to destroy the bastion of cricket broadcasting by fronting it with more and more waffling cretins. ...read the full post →

In Switzerland they had brotherly love…

...they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? Philippe Senderos. Which kind of, bar a couple of games, describes Euro 2008 so far. ...read the full post →

And the cretinous oaf to replace the clown…

...is the McClown. Another great example of reading just what the public want the B.B.C. have employed Steve McClaren at the cost of five grand to commentate on the tournament he failed to get to. ...read the full post →

Now that is good news…

...we won't have to pay for the privilege of being inflicted with Ian Wright on the BBC anymore. ...read the full post →

The best weekend…

...in the best season for the F.A. Cup for a long time, with three upsets in the quarter finals and Portsmouth being the only Premier League side in the semi-finals of the F.A. Cup. ...read the full post →

Kick out the jams…

...mother...on the front page I don't know, anyway tonight BBC Four The Stooges, MC5, John Lee Hooker and more in Motor City's Burning. ...read the full post →

How do people manage when…

...their TV schedule is disturbed for just one whole day by a bit of rugby, 124 of them whinge and moan about not seeing some pre-recorded piece of crap show. ...read the full post →

Good music and B.B.C. in…

...same sentence shocker. Their "Pop! What Is It Good for?" season means some good stuff from Chuck Berry, The Rolling Stones, Slade and Led Zeppelin. ...read the full post →

There for the taking…

Spurs had a great chance to end a 17 year long hex and win away at Chelski and they blew it. ...read the full post →

Even Scouse stereotypes…

Scouse caricature John Aldridge had to pick Tottenham out of the hat to play ManUre away in the 4th round of this seasons F.A. Cup in today's draw. ...read the full post →

B.B.C. get something right…

...shocker, have the Beeb finally listened to their paymasters as they have brought Mike Carlson in to be the analyst during their Super Bowl broadcast? ...read the full post →