As well as being a big image used with CSS a sprite…

...is also a type of goblin. But I'm not interested in the littlle green fella but the use of CSS Sprites to combine all the layout graphics used on Toxic Web to big images and cut down on HTTP-Requests. ...read the full post →

John Terry’s new advert…

...it's all he could get. After his wife took her anger out on him following revelations of his affair with Vanessa Perroncel. ...read the full post →

There’s still time and Tesco Value Cards…

...are available again. After the lawyers got involved earlier this year and removed one of the spoof Tesco Value Cards sites, it's back. ...read the full post →

How to rebel the modern…

...British way. Be told by someone on teh interweb what to do and follow the herd like good little sheep. All helped of course by instructions from our masters on high the Celebs. ...read the full post →

Red sky at night…

...barn's on fire. Apropos of nothing, I figure I might as well post up a couple of pics of the sunset I took a bit back... ...read the full post →

Number 27 means the end of the Toxic…

...Curse. As Mariano Rivera induced Victorino to ground out to Cano for the final out of the 2009 World Series the Yankees had won and finally ended the Toxic Curse. ...read the full post →

We’re sorry! The page you’re looking for…

...has caused major embarrassment. Gibson has come in for some criticism following the announcement of their official signature Jimi Hendrix Strat all news of which has disappeared. ...read the full post →

Again it was worth the admission…

...price*. Again thanks to Mr. Jon Rauhouse I got to see some damn fine music in the form of the Neko Case band in Glasgow on Monday for a very reasonable admittance, actually managed some photos and videos this time. ...read the full post →

Not another Downfall parody…

...clip on teh interweb. The actor playing Adolf isn't happy about another Downfall parody clip appearing on teh interweb and he's got a plan. ...read the full post →

Learning how to play guitar…

...well enough to get you laid. Volume 1 of the College Humor video guide... ...read the full post →

Free and legal music downloads…

...don't you love 'em. Didn't make this years Newport Festival then you can download the Neko Case set free and legit from NPR. ...read the full post →

I don’t think I could drink a Sprite…

...again. Not that I drink much fizzy pop but after seeing the video of the so called banned Sprite ad I don't think I could down another Sprite. ...read the full post →

I fund his surgery to turn him white…

Adolf Hitler finds out about Michael Jackson's death and how it will effect his birthday celebrations. ...read the full post →

The Michael Jackson dead factor…

...didn't take long to kick in. Thankfully no crashed site here, as with many others, probably because those that get to Toxic Web are illiterate and can't spell Micheal Jackson dead body movie clips. ...read the full post →

I thought Scunthorpe were promoted…

...to the Championship not the Premiership. Errr. Mein Fuhrer...we've been relegated to the Championship...we're now in the fizzy pop league... ...read the full post →