I fund his surgery to turn him white…

Adolf Hitler finds out about Michael Jackson's death and how it will effect his birthday celebrations. ...read the full post →

The Michael Jackson dead factor…

...didn't take long to kick in. Thankfully no crashed site here, as with many others, probably because those that get to Toxic Web are illiterate and can't spell Micheal Jackson dead body movie clips. ...read the full post →

I thought Scunthorpe were promoted…

...to the Championship not the Premiership. Errr. Mein Fuhrer...we've been relegated to the Championship...we're now in the fizzy pop league... ...read the full post →

I hate eBay…

...dot com. It just sits there and mocks with US based listings while I try and find the same thing on eBay dot co dot UK which never has exactly what I want ...read the full post →

Disappointed interweb searcher…

...of the week. Sometimes Teh Interweb just doesn't deliver what it promises and leaves those searching for things a little let down. ...read the full post →

The Disney guide to…

...animation. Draw it once then trace over it again and again...nice one Walt. ...read the full post →

The QI Elves…

...are trawling the web so you don't have to. And one of their tweets brought back memories from exactly 10 years ago...psychedelic chicks. ...read the full post →

I like freebies…

...free downloads are excellent. Unfortunately I hate when it's only available to the lower 48 states of the U.S. like the Anti Sampler 2009, download free tracks from Anti records. ...read the full post →

And you may ask yourself…well

...how did I get here? The Muppet Show's Kermit the frog sings Talking Heads' Once In A Lifetime. ...read the full post →

Bill Hicks is owed an apology…

...by both me and Google. My post yesterday day about the 15th anniversary of the comedians death was polluted by everything he railed against. ...read the full post →

Tesco Value Legal…

...killjoys. The site offering Tesco Value Cards has been taken down after the lawyers got involved, it must have been hurting their chances of reaching £3 billion profits this year. ...read the full post →

Tesco Value Card…

...St. Valentine's Day massacre. The usual increase in Toxic Web visitor number at this time of year has boomed with everyone searching for Tesco Value Cards for Valentine's Day. ...read the full post →

You got Asteroids?…

...No, but my dad does. He can't even sit on the toilet some days. Check out Shitbagz Diamond Dave edition Assteroidz v1.0 and Van Halen by Microsoft. ...read the full post →

People got a lotta nerve…

...free Neko Case MP3 download of People Got A Lotta Nerve the first single from Neko Case's forthcoming album Middle Cyclone and for every blog post $5 is donated to Best Friends Animal Society. ...read the full post →

Ho…ho..

...and indeed ho...actually Bah Humbug!! ...read the full post →