Apr 10th

Some people like to stick their dick…

…in a blender.

Some people like to have a wank at Eastenders
But I…Oh I…
I like to fuck off and burn…

Comic Strip Presents… Bad News Tour

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Comic Strip Presents… More Bad News

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I wonder what Doro and the rest of Warlock felt like back in 1986 when they appeared below Bad News on the bill at that years Castle Donington Monsters Of Rock gig.

Castle Donington Monsters Of Rock 1986

I could play “Stairway To Heaven” when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn’t actually write it until he was 22. I think that says quite a lot.- Vim Fuego

Apr 10th

Aaaannnndddd relax…

…the pain has ceased.

They aren’t going to go through the season winless, the big money pitchers aren’t going to be K less and hitters aren’t going to go hit, RBI and HRless.

Though it did take the $82.5 million pitcher that no one seemed to want the Yankees to sign, A.J Burnett, to help stop the “rot”. We can now of course look forward to a 160-2 season :wink:

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Going to be hard to keep Nick Swisher out of the starting lineup if he keeps this up, could Godzilla be the one for the push?