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Posted on October 12, 2016

Gareth Southgate was right when he said

he wasn't up to the job. I do hope the F.A. remember that after watching England struggle in their nil, nil draw with Slovenia. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 10, 2016

England, new manager, wash, rinse,

repeat... The first game for England's new manager, Gareth Southgate, saw a struggle to get a 2-0 victory over Malta, with a performance that was indistinguishable from his predecessor's teams. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 12, 2015

According to the media only goals

count. Looking at the scores out of ten each England player got in their Euro 2016, dead rubber, qualifier against Estonia being rubbish counts for nothing if you score. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on April 1, 2015

England’s midfield trigger Carlton Palmer

flashbacks. Roy Hodgson went wild and crazy with his experimental team selection for England's friendly against Italy and somehow came up with a side duller than usual. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 16, 2013

For better or for worse, England are Brazil

bound. Be careful what you wish for. This could get embarrassing in the jungle. As England beat Poland to go to the World Cup and mask what has gone before and optimism raises it's ugly head again. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 11, 2013

The ‘Arry Redknapp what if derby

was a fitting game. 'Arry could have managed either of these teams in a parallel universe. He could have quite easily overseen a game as utterly devoid of skill and talent as was put on by and England side as they failed yet again to win against a team that's not San Marino or Moldova. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on August 15, 2013

And sent him homeward to think

for the first time. It was fun the way England's ineptness gave the Jocks belief and hope for that to be shattered in a 3-2 defeat. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 3, 2013

Poor old Brazil, you have to feel sorry for

..'em. A little over a week away from a year before football crazy Brazil host their first World Cup tournament in 64 years and the poor old dears can't even beat England. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 10, 2012

You’d hope Roy Hodgson would learn from

his first World Cup qualifier. But you know he hasn't. You know what he thinks he saw isn't what he actually did, by he effusive praise of certain individuals and the knowledge they'll be there against Ukraine on Tuesday. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on August 14, 2012

Post Olympic syndrome

or is it a disorder? What are we left with after these last two weeks of the best Olympics ever but memories and the realisation that all there is now doesn't match up. read the rest of this rubbish

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