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Posted on October 15, 2020

I managed to overestimate England and underestimate them

at the same time. After becoming the greatest team in the world, thanks to a lucky win over Belgium, England resumed their place in amongst the also-rans as a defeat to Denmark dropped them to third in their Nations League group. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 12, 2020

Imagine claiming to be the number one team in the world

and losing to this England. Belgium isn't having a good time of it lately but surely playing this bad and losing to this England, no matter how lucky the goals, is the lowest point but apparently England are now world beaters. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 7, 2020

Kyle Walker is wrong… he isn’t fully to blame

for the red card. Gareth Southgate... the man who thought “I know, I'll play Kyle Walker” must take his fair share of the responsibility for Kyle Walker being a gormless dolt of a player. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 20, 2019

Pochettino opened the door, Levy couldn’t help himself

but barge through. After all the recent rumours that Mauricio Pochettino didn't have long left at Spurs, Daniel Levy went and ended the five and a half year bromance and with that the man who brought so much joy was gone, replaced in a trice. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 12, 2019

But we were told Southgate and Sterling were going to lead England

to the promised land. Isn't that how it was supposed to go in the Nations League finals... breeze past the Dutch then walk off with gold in the final, not scrape by with a bronze medal for third place after a penalty shhot-out. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 26, 2019

Even Roy Batty didn’t see Sterling pass to Kane

in the box. England finally managed to win away to Montenegro, after two previous draws in qualifiers, in a game that actually saw Raheem Sterling pass the ball to Harry Kane in a scoring position, for an actual real life assist. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 25, 2019

The England hype machine keeps on

rolling. A pretty mediocre performance to open their Euro 2020, against the Czech Republic, requiring a tap in, deflection, own goal and penalty saw the hype ramped up, especially for one player. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on December 28, 2018

The lilywhite Christmas

got better. Spurs followed up their pre Chrimbo stuffing of Everton by stuffing Bournemouth 5-0 on Boxing Day. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 20, 2018

Can England win the international Carabao

Cup? After defeating Croatia in their final Nations League game, England topped the group so head to Portugal next summer to play a semi-final, can they finally win something, no matter how small it is? read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 4, 2018

England survive ITV, Southgate, shithousing and

penalties. England managed to do what they'd never done before, win a penalty shoot-out in the World Cup, along with something they rarely do, win “live and exclusive on ITV” as they put out a dirty Colombia to advance to the quarter final. read the rest of this rubbish

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