Four nil… and even Henderson scored
start the hype. England “cruised” through the second game of their easy side of the draw, against a hapless Ukraine to book their second successive semi-final spot. read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: Kyle Walker
England finally break their opening game duck but Southgate
still fails. In beating Croatia, England finally managed to win an opening game at a Euro finals, at the 10th attempt but the opposition was so bad it still means Southgate hasn't beaten a decent side at a tournament. read the rest of this rubbish
The coward Southgate goes down the well trodden path
of England failure. Southgate bottled out of dropping a right-back as he copied most of his predecessors in picking a squad full of those injured and out of form. read the rest of this rubbish
Southgate is still dull, clueless and
lucky. Another qualifying campaign and it's the same old same old from Southgate's England, him and they are nothing if not predicable. read the rest of this rubbish
I managed to overestimate England and underestimate them
at the same time. After becoming the greatest team in the world, thanks to a lucky win over Belgium, England resumed their place in amongst the also-rans as a defeat to Denmark dropped them to third in their Nations League group. read the rest of this rubbish
Imagine claiming to be the number one team in the world
and losing to this England. Belgium isn't having a good time of it lately but surely playing this bad and losing to this England, no matter how lucky the goals, is the lowest point but apparently England are now world beaters. read the rest of this rubbish
Kyle Walker is wrong… he isn’t fully to blame
for the red card. Gareth Southgate... the man who thought “I know, I'll play Kyle Walker” must take his fair share of the responsibility for Kyle Walker being a gormless dolt of a player. read the rest of this rubbish
Pochettino opened the door, Levy couldn’t help himself
but barge through. After all the recent rumours that Mauricio Pochettino didn't have long left at Spurs, Daniel Levy went and ended the five and a half year bromance and with that the man who brought so much joy was gone, replaced in a trice. read the rest of this rubbish
But we were told Southgate and Sterling were going to lead England
to the promised land. Isn't that how it was supposed to go in the Nations League finals... breeze past the Dutch then walk off with gold in the final, not scrape by with a bronze medal for third place after a penalty shhot-out. read the rest of this rubbish
Even Roy Batty didn’t see Sterling pass to Kane
in the box. England finally managed to win away to Montenegro, after two previous draws in qualifiers, in a game that actually saw Raheem Sterling pass the ball to Harry Kane in a scoring position, for an actual real life assist. read the rest of this rubbish