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Posted on November 19, 2020

England’s dead rubber cat

bounce. In a shock to no one England managed to produce in a game with no meaning whatsoever, running out 4-0 winners over the whipping boys of their Nations League group, Iceland. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 7, 2020

Kyle Walker is wrong… he isn’t fully to blame

for the red card. Gareth Southgate... the man who thought “I know, I'll play Kyle Walker” must take his fair share of the responsibility for Kyle Walker being a gormless dolt of a player. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 12, 2018

England don’t lose football game

shocker. Gareth Southgate luckily managed to not become the first England manager to lose four games in a row as his side squeaked a friendly victory over Switzerland. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 29, 2018

Did England win by losing or did they just

bugger it up again? England's last group game, against Belgium, was the one neither wanted to lose, while neither wanted to win either, England managed the latter. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 14, 2017

England, we needed Churchill but got

Iain Duncan Smith. As Gareth Southgate looked on befuddled at his first choice XI being so inept before making bizarre changes that made things worse. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on July 11, 2016

There couldn’t be more fitting a final for such an awful

tournament. Euro 2016 ended as it started and then meandered for a month as the only team to beat Iceland lost the final to the team that qualified out of the group stage below Iceland. It was rubbish. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 29, 2016

“I don’t really know what I am doing here”

can there be a better epitaph for Roy Hdosgon than his own words. The coward that is ex England manager Roy Hodgson finally turned up to be asked questions and was most put out by the fact, didn't they know he'd run away to prevent such things? read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 28, 2016

Georg Bjarnfreðarson your boys gave us a hell

of a beating. Well if that's not a fitting end to Roy Hodgson's tenure as England manager, losing to little Iceland in one of the most inept performances for years to exit Euro 2016, I don't know what is. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 23, 2016

Roy will be overjoyed with Iceland

a lot easier than Tesco. Yes we had to go with the obligatory supermarket reference to the fact England will be facing the smallest nation in the tournament, Iceland, in the last 16 of Euro 2016. read the rest of this rubbish

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