England’s dead rubber cat
bounce. In a shock to no one England managed to produce in a game with no meaning whatsoever, running out 4-0 winners over the whipping boys of their Nations League group, Iceland. read the rest of this rubbish
Tag: Gareth Southgate
England manage to do do what
England does. England's UEFA Nations League ended with an unsurprising defeat against Belgium, meaning with one game left they can't move up or down their group, just finish in third. read the rest of this rubbish
An England versus Ireland friendly
are you not entertained? I don't know what made the ITV commentator expect “entertainment” from a friendly match between a dull England side and an Ireland team that somehow manages to be even duller. read the rest of this rubbish
I managed to overestimate England and underestimate them
at the same time. After becoming the greatest team in the world, thanks to a lucky win over Belgium, England resumed their place in amongst the also-rans as a defeat to Denmark dropped them to third in their Nations League group. read the rest of this rubbish
Imagine claiming to be the number one team in the world
and losing to this England. Belgium isn't having a good time of it lately but surely playing this bad and losing to this England, no matter how lucky the goals, is the lowest point but apparently England are now world beaters. read the rest of this rubbish
Don’t know what was worse, England, the game
or the drivel from the commentary box. Clueless Southgate produced another clueless managerial performance, getting lucky, again, as a bunch of third division Welsh players lost 3-0 in the forced friendly, that was as dull as Southgate and Giggs put together, unbeknownst to the commentators who were just talking amongst themselves. read the rest of this rubbish
Southgate is still to blame
for more England dullardry. England scraped a nil nil draw against Denmark in their second UEFA Nations League outing in another unsurprisingly, if you've been paying attention, dull performance. read the rest of this rubbish
Kyle Walker is wrong… he isn’t fully to blame
for the red card. Gareth Southgate... the man who thought “I know, I'll play Kyle Walker” must take his fair share of the responsibility for Kyle Walker being a gormless dolt of a player. read the rest of this rubbish
England look less like a team
with Sterling. For the second time in qualification Kosovo showed that no team should really be afraid of England as more goals papered over more cracks. read the rest of this rubbish
England look more like a team
without Sterling. England secured qualification for Euro 2020 with a simple seven goal victory over modest opposition, Montenegro, thanks to a Harry Kane hat-trick and the team playing like a team. read the rest of this rubbish