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Posted on November 19, 2020

England’s dead rubber cat

bounce. In a shock to no one England managed to produce in a game with no meaning whatsoever, running out 4-0 winners over the whipping boys of their Nations League group, Iceland. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 16, 2020

England manage to do do what

England does. England's UEFA Nations League ended with an unsurprising defeat against Belgium, meaning with one game left they can't move up or down their group, just finish in third. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 13, 2020

An England versus Ireland friendly

are you not entertained? I don't know what made the ITV commentator expect “entertainment” from a friendly match between a dull England side and an Ireland team that somehow manages to be even duller. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 15, 2020

I managed to overestimate England and underestimate them

at the same time. After becoming the greatest team in the world, thanks to a lucky win over Belgium, England resumed their place in amongst the also-rans as a defeat to Denmark dropped them to third in their Nations League group. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 12, 2020

Imagine claiming to be the number one team in the world

and losing to this England. Belgium isn't having a good time of it lately but surely playing this bad and losing to this England, no matter how lucky the goals, is the lowest point but apparently England are now world beaters. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 9, 2020

Don’t know what was worse, England, the game

or the drivel from the commentary box. Clueless Southgate produced another clueless managerial performance, getting lucky, again, as a bunch of third division Welsh players lost 3-0 in the forced friendly, that was as dull as Southgate and Giggs put together, unbeknownst to the commentators who were just talking amongst themselves. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 9, 2020

Southgate is still to blame

for more England dullardry. England scraped a nil nil draw against Denmark in their second UEFA Nations League outing in another unsurprisingly, if you've been paying attention, dull performance. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 7, 2020

Kyle Walker is wrong… he isn’t fully to blame

for the red card. Gareth Southgate... the man who thought “I know, I'll play Kyle Walker” must take his fair share of the responsibility for Kyle Walker being a gormless dolt of a player. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 18, 2019

England look less like a team

with Sterling. For the second time in qualification Kosovo showed that no team should really be afraid of England as more goals papered over more cracks. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 15, 2019

England look more like a team

without Sterling. England secured qualification for Euro 2020 with a simple seven goal victory over modest opposition, Montenegro, thanks to a Harry Kane hat-trick and the team playing like a team. read the rest of this rubbish

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