Bale ends goal drought
after seven and a half years. 2723 days previously Gareth Bale scored his last goal for Spurs, it was a winner, as was this as Spurs struggled and got lucky against a toothless Brighton. read the rest of this rubbish
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Any time Burnley lose… football wins
as did Spurs. A gawd awful game of football ended with the right outcome for football as Spurs beat Burnley one nil, no thanks to Jose desire to go toe-to-toe and inactivity when it wasn't working. read the rest of this rubbish
Lads, it’s Tottenham
for 30 seconds. Never mind the final scoreline, something really strange happened as Spurs handed out Manchester United's joint biggest Premier League defeat, from the predictable it went in the completely opposite direction. read the rest of this rubbish
Spurs seemed to have taken Jose Mourinho at his word
for 45 minutes. A classic game of two halves. The first where Spurs played like they'd given up on the League Cup. The second after Jose had told them he wasn't being completely honest about giving up on it. read the rest of this rubbish
Spurs continue to make heavy weather
of it. For the second game running Spurs struggled to overcome a team they dominate, Shkendija, to get through to the next round of the Europa League. read the rest of this rubbish
Imagine if Spurs could play like that for 90 minutes
not just a half. Then imagine it with Gareth Bale. But not Dele, apparently. Spurs finally got their Premier league season off, after a game and a half, with a Kane and Son master class, against Southampton. read the rest of this rubbish
It’s still not pretty but Jose finally managed a win
at Newcastle. Never lost at home to Arsenal, never won away at St. James' Park, well after Jose kept up one tradition he ended another, with Harry's 200th and 201st goal at club level. read the rest of this rubbish
Dr Tottenham is back doing rounds
and working the old magic. Spurs return has so far been very 2020, but you're always guaranteed that Dr. Tottenham will be round shortly to administer to the sick and needy, as he was against Sheffield United. read the rest of this rubbish
Spurs are finally back
in the room. After the dull, nothing, performance from Spurs against Man United, in their first game since lockdown, they looked a lot better in denying West Ham in their cup final. read the rest of this rubbish
And we’re back in room
and nothing much has changed. Except it's quiet. Spurs returned to Premier League “action” after lockdown with a score draw against man united that points to a future not dissimilar to the past. read the rest of this rubbish