Tell me why, Spurs don’t like
Wednesdays. For the second Wednesday game under Jose Mourinho, Spurs didn't turn up, still the beating wasn't as bad as the first game against Bayern. read the rest of this rubbish
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From Poch to Jose in one
game. Jose Mourinho's first home game in charge of Spurs saw a return to the previous regime before they turned it around to qualify for the knockout stages. read the rest of this rubbish
Jose wins cup finals
even made up ones. It was the Wet Spam cup final on Saturday, unfortunately for the home side Jose Mourinho was making his debut in the Spurs dugout and he doesn't lose many cup finals. read the rest of this rubbish
Spurs disinterest in the Premier League
episode 11.5. Spurs latest Premier League no show saw them scrape and underserved draw with newly promoted Sheffield United thanks to some more VAR shenanigans. read the rest of this rubbish
Spurs run out of feet to shoot themselves
in. Being stuffed by one of the big names in Europe is one thing, being taken apart by a team that usually takes a couple of months to score three league goals is another. read the rest of this rubbish
Spurs shoot themselves in both feet
but still win. Win fugly baby. Spurs managed to actually hang onto a lead and scrape out a win, after trying to gift Southampton the game in a couple of crazy moments. read the rest of this rubbish
Spurs omniclusterfuckshambles season
part 7. Spurs took their disaster of a season into a third competition as they exited the League Cup to fourth division Colchester United on penalties after an awful goalless draw. read the rest of this rubbish
Spurs stroll in the sunshine
for a lesser spotted draw. Spurs doubled the number of the times they drew in the Premier League in what was for the most part an end of season stroll about in the sunshine against Everton. read the rest of this rubbish
For May the Fourth, Spurs came as
Jar Jar Binks. Spurs end of season implosion continued in spectacular style in losing two men and one goal to Bournemouth but they still managed to come out of the weekend holding onto a top four place, which they shouldn't lose. read the rest of this rubbish
Carabao Cups, Spurs don’t need no stinkin’
Carabao Cups. In the season the Football League decided to do away with away goals, it means Spurs have to go to penalties in the League Cup semi-final and everyone knew who would miss their kick. read the rest of this rubbish