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Posted on June 1, 2014

And the winner for best comedy goes to

England. Apparently the international friendly between England and Peru at Wembley was shown live on TV in Brazil. I hope they had a suitably good laugh. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on May 13, 2014

It’s not the youngster that’ll let England

down. The media haven't half got their knickers in a knot about Roy Hodgson picking some youngsters in his World Cup squad, when they should be focusing on the old failures instead. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 6, 2014

And we’ll really shake them up when we win the

World Cup. Italy, Costa Rica, Uruguay, Brazil, Spain can all forget it Roy “headaches” Hodgson has got this one. Beating Denmark was just the prelude to greater glory in Brazil. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on February 17, 2014

RIP Sir Tom Finney

the Preston Plumber. Sad news last week that one of England's true greats, not one of these modern madey-up ones, Sir Tom Finney has died aged 91. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 16, 2013

For better or for worse, England are Brazil

bound. Be careful what you wish for. This could get embarrassing in the jungle. As England beat Poland to go to the World Cup and mask what has gone before and optimism raises it's ugly head again. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 11, 2013

The ‘Arry Redknapp what if derby

was a fitting game. 'Arry could have managed either of these teams in a parallel universe. He could have quite easily overseen a game as utterly devoid of skill and talent as was put on by and England side as they failed yet again to win against a team that's not San Marino or Moldova. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 3, 2013

Poor old Brazil, you have to feel sorry for

..'em. A little over a week away from a year before football crazy Brazil host their first World Cup tournament in 64 years and the poor old dears can't even beat England. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on May 31, 2013

Didn’t watch England versus

Ireland. Had better things to do and after all they never watched me when I was crap. Quite frankly the thought of watching Ashley Cole leading England out with the captain's armband turned my stomach. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on March 27, 2013

Montenegro managed to out England

England. It looked like England's hosts, Montenegro, believed their own hype in last night's World Cup qualifier. All they had to do was turn up to win. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on February 7, 2013

I know Brazil haven’t played anyone and that’s why

they're 18th in the FIFA rankings. But losing to this England side, even in a friendly in which they didn't look bothered, surely indicates that ranking is close to being right. read the rest of this rubbish

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