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Posted on June 23, 2016

Roy will be overjoyed with Iceland

a lot easier than Tesco. Yes we had to go with the obligatory supermarket reference to the fact England will be facing the smallest nation in the tournament, Iceland, in the last 16 of Euro 2016. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 15, 2015

It’s a good job Roy is only about

the results. It is after all a result based business and that's what Roy's England managed against Slovenia to go unbeaten in qualification in the season after that miserable World Cup. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 11, 2015

If that was Andy Townsend’s final game

it was very fitting. A lot of people thought the Champions League final was Townsend's farewell so were surprised when he turned up for England's trip to Ireland. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 19, 2014

And sent them homeward, tae laugh

again. The Jocks are consoling themselves that the game against the Auld Enemy didn't count for anything, it's the Euros that really matter, but it doesn't half make them look bad being outclassed and beaten by Roy's mob. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on November 17, 2014

“Oh, don’t sing for this

rubbish”. That was the plaintive cry from one viewer as the Wembley crowd sang their delight at another insipid performance by England as they won yet another Euro 2016 qualifier, this time over Slovenia. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on October 13, 2013

It’s ‘Arry wot won it for

England. As they finally beat some country that isn't called Moldova or San Marino in their World Cup qualifying group. Hang your heads in shame Montenegro. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on June 3, 2013

Poor old Brazil, you have to feel sorry for

..'em. A little over a week away from a year before football crazy Brazil host their first World Cup tournament in 64 years and the poor old dears can't even beat England. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 21, 2012

As Michel Platini watched on his little fiefdom

was putting up a stink. From the man himself to his beloved extra officials to the visiting fans a stink was put out at White Hart Lane as Spurs were denied an opening game victory in the Europa League. read the rest of this rubbish

Posted on September 12, 2012

And that’s the England we know and

love. Hapless, hopeless, outplayed and technically exposed when up against a half decent side, as Ukraine are - it does take a major side to embarrass them - and ultimately lucky. Very lucky. read the rest of this rubbish

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