- I bet Phil Brown doesn't do any gardening. #
- So Beckham misses out, makes up for him costing us in '98, '02 & '06 #
- "Well, give him a dog biscuit and he might let you." – Martin Kelner – http://bit.ly/9Zq5MK #
- How long was that trying to figure out why the layout wasn't working before I noticed no asterisk at start of css file was causing padding? #
- @yawnerddn That'll teach you to buy German, if you'd have bought British you wouldn't have been so foolish as to expect a callback in reply to yawnerddn #
- @yawnerddn No because people kept expecting things like callbacks and no rust and working electrics and things to be fitted correctly… in reply to yawnerddn #
- @lastexitshirts Tito & Tarantula – After Dark in From Dusk Till Dawn and it's got absolutely nothing to do with Salma Hayek's dance, honest. in reply to lastexitshirts #
- Toxic Web guide to not being arrested in Dubai: Do your drinking in the same establishment as a high ranking police official and… #
- …let him win at pool. #
- "those who are personally profiting from promoting this fantasy at the expense of the rest of us." – follow the money – http://bit.ly/aDtuyJ #
- Gordon Brown sold our gold at an average of $275 per oz it's now fetching $1124. Well would have been nice to have something to fall back on #
- Today's Tweets are brought to you wearing "Wembley Winners 1981" t-shirt. – http://bit.ly/9hVcar #COYS #
- Forget taking the Beckham circus to the World Cup Fabio, take Jimmy Bullard instead – http://bit.ly/9z0k3l #
- Woof! Moo! Bark! Donkey! #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Charlie Chuck – Keith Chegwin Talent Show – Sky TV http://youtu.be/rstrzHXSJB0?a #
- Why would anyone bid £127 plus £6.50 p&p for a used FX pedal that they buy brand spanking new for £119 postage free from the same site? #
- What did Horace say, Winnie? #
- @vallium_towers Just make sure it isn't lead paint you're licking #
- @vallium_towers And it never did you any 'arm in reply to vallium_towers #
- There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, those that come in by the window. #
- Funny how on five Lille's long balls were called "agricultural" where those from Pugwash's mob weren't, were they Barca in disguise? #
- Come on answer the ticket… #
- Aaaand we're back… #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Randy Rhoads – After Hours – I Don't Know http://youtu.be/-qjnzYwKqOo?a #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Randy Rhoads – After Hours – Crazy Train http://youtu.be/p-lYf7MKDms?a #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Randy Rhoads – After Hours – Mr. Crowley http://youtu.be/LNoQt5pKe5g?a #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Randy Rhoads – After Hours – Suicide Solution http://youtu.be/gO4UEYi4SFM?a #
- @osc_pro You been visiting those naughty sites again? 😉 in reply to osc_pro #
- @yawnerddn Football is shite or otherwise known as standard Jock fare in reply to yawnerddn #
- @rutty_uk those red ones on the left loom your size 😉 in reply to rutty_uk #
- Stiffening the midfield with…Kaboul? #
- Stephen Byers didn't have any influence when he was a government minister what kind of moron would pay £5k for his "influence" now? #
- As 5Live changes from the ARSEnal show to the Alan "you tuned in to hear all about me" Green show… #
- With Chris Waddle in the box there had to be a "pelanty" #