Thanks Fergie

haven’t said that in a while.

Keane joins the celebrations after Carrick's goal for Spurs

Not since the purple nosed one left the dung heap, had wondered a bit if after seeing Chelsea getting back on track ManUre would beat the ARSE but thankfully Fergie was at his belligerent best starting with Whinger’s mobs hate figure van Nistelrooy (though he wasn’t really seen that much). Now just need ‘Arry to get his mob up for it midweek.

Spurs tried their best to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again, after scoring a couple of good goals, Carrick’s being a cracker. But there’s some just a bit too lightweight, as pointed out by City boss.

We found them an easy side to play against…getting balls in to feet in the box. They allow you to play football. Stuart Pearce

If that five point gap to the scum is to be maintained there’s no way they can go about it against MU or said scum.

Yanks came out of the weekend with another big win but losing the series 2-1, just like last year it’s all or nothing. Double figure runs or a couple while not giving up much.

Already 3 games behind the Sux, can’t be having anymore 3 game hit less streaks from A-Rod.

Good to see I’ve still got the magic touch in the Fantasy league, Chris Shelton batting average .700 then I pick him and one day later it’s down to .583.

One that’s been doing the email rounds for a bit is

If football clubs were famous bints…

Fulham – Charlotte Church: Proof that money can’t buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.

Birmingham – Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.

Wigan – Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they’ve been promoted above their ability.

Portsmouth – Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn’t like them but admit it, you’ve sneaked the occasional admiring glance.

Sunderland – Kerry Katona: Once the people’s favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted – now disappear from where you came, please.

Spurs – Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn’t be a drawback.

Everton – Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?

Arsenal – Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren’t packed out with expensive foreign implants.

Newcastle – Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.

Aston Villa – Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.

Liverpool – Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn’t work.

Chelsea – Rachel Stevens: You’d rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

West Ham – Vicky Pollard: Nothing more needs saying as a team’s fans speak for themselves – Chavs in Chavs clothing.

Bolton – Clare Balding: You wouldn’t. Not even if they were the last team on earth.

Manchester United – Catherine Zeta Jones: Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money.

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