England finally catch a break or should that be a…

...a tear. It was with a loud cheer I greeted the news that David Beckham suffered a torn Achilles tendon playing for AC Milan, which should keep him out of England's World Cup squad for the summer. ...read the full post →

Pissing themselves, those Algerians…

...will be. England manager Fabio Capello said he picked his strongest available side to start the game against Egypt with scaring Algeria in mind... ...read the full post →

Does that fill anyone with any confidence apart…

...from England's opposition. After a shocking first half against Egypt at Wembley, England managed to scrape a win but that team put out by Capello and led by Gerrard should fill no one with hopes of World Cup glory. ...read the full post →

“Woe, woe and thrice, woe, we’re all…

...doomed. Ashley Cole has broken his ankle, it's all over the dream has ended before it began.It's a good job our esteemed leader Caesar Fabio tested out all those other options...oops. ...read the full post →

Still, I learned some things…

...I understand the value of some players against this sort of team better now. But Fabio didn't want to name names after England's abysmal capitulation to a Brazil side that didn't really bother because they didn't have to. ...read the full post →

Just when you thought things couldn’t get more…

...ridiculous. After Clive Tyldesley wanked himself live on air over David Beckham's 32 minute presence on the pitch Steve Bruce, who has had far too many knocks to the head in his years as a player, gave his old team mate the man of the match award. ...read the full post →

Was that the real Fabio and…

...the real Fabio's England? As the England manager's side lost his 100% qualifying record with a 1-0 defeat to the Ukraine all the problems of the last few years were highlighted, lucky then it was on teh interweb. ...read the full post →

What a difference a couple of years…

...make. From making England look thoroughly inept under the McClown, Croatia made Fabio#s men look world beaters with an inept performance in last night's World Cup qualifier that booked England's place in South Africa, glossing over the concerns. ...read the full post →

Is it Svennis … is it McClown…

...no it's Fabio, but you'd struggle to tell. He might have stopped the England players abusing hotel staff and guests but on the pitch the usual suspects are putting in the same old displays. ...read the full post →

Oh what a surprise a finger gets pulled out…

...when someone's cosy little England career is in jeopardy. And somehow it's meant to wipe away the previous 60 plus games of either not bothering or ineptness. ...read the full post →

Was this a win, win…

...win in Zagreb. As England stuff Croatia 4-1 to become the first side to beat the hosts on their own patch in a competitive game. Now will Capello take the obvious points from this game or will it be his Munich? ...read the full post →

Was that worse than McClown’s…

...fun day out in Andorra? Capello and his team weren't on the end of the vitriol hurled at McClown's lot but they weren't exactly much better and came away with a worse result to open qualifying for South Africa 2010. ...read the full post →

I blame Gorbachev…

If it wasn't for the old Soviet leader there wouldn't be all these teams battling out for qualification from the European groups for the 2010 World Cup and England may have had a chance. ...read the full post →