“Woe, woe and thrice, woe, we’re all…

...doomed. Ashley Cole has broken his ankle, it's all over the dream has ended before it began.It's a good job our esteemed leader Caesar Fabio tested out all those other options...oops. ...read the full post →

Does it make him any more of a scumbag…

...than he was before? So John Terry was shagging the mother of Wayne Bridge's kid behind his good mate's back, does that make him less of a role model than everything other scumming thing the England captain has got up to? ...read the full post →

James Peter Greaves would’ve scored…

...more than six against that Andorra and he's 69 years old. Jimmy Greaves picked up his World Cup winners medal and figured he his mates who also received there's could beat the side England were facing in a World Cup qualifier. ...read the full post →

I have to admit I didn’t watch…

...the Cup final on Saturday. Thankfully Guus Hiddink is a man of his word and has headed back off to Russia though he should really be flying out to lead England in their World Cup qualifiers. ...read the full post →

Is it Svennis … is it McClown…

...no it's Fabio, but you'd struggle to tell. He might have stopped the England players abusing hotel staff and guests but on the pitch the usual suspects are putting in the same old displays. ...read the full post →

What has really…

...changed for England under Fabio, that team that beat a very limited and uninterested Slovakia would look pretty much the same under McClown, except they wouldn't be wearing what looks like a school PE kit. ...read the full post →

Can we move on now…

...he got number 108 did bugger all with it except show why it should be the last. Fabio says he learned a lot from the flattering 2-0 defeat to Spain, it's doubtful going by the players he used. ...read the full post →

There’s an elephant in the room…

...everyone can see it except those wearing red tinted specs...oh and an older Italian gentleman. Steve Gerrard is brought straight back into a balanced, performing England side and what happens? ...read the full post →

What have you been watching…

It's taken some time but Alan Hansen finally figured out on Match OF The Day that Ashley Cole is a crap defender. ...read the full post →