...aren't on. Why would you want to watch that borefest they called The Battle Of Britain when the only decent games of football ITV have shown have involved Spurs?
...to be. Would have been coming back to White Hart Lane with two away goals for the second leg the last time Spurs were in Europe's top competition, this time it's a point and a good start in the league.
...champions. So that's Spurs' lot in the Champions League draw then, Italians, Germans and Dutch.
...yet again so close but so far. Just like his time with Spurs Big Martin Jol's Hamburg just fell short of making the UEFA Cup final with another refereeing howler to add to UEFAs list.