Never mind the quality, feel the…

...attendance. While Spurs, in their opening Champions League match, flattered to deceive on the pitch some were more interested in the off field numbers that was more of an embarrassment. ...read this Blog post →

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Roy Hodgson is the new Keggy Keegle…

...the irony. A.K.A. Defenders? We don't need no stinkin' defenders... Roy Hodgson makes a mess of the England squad and their tactics in the last warm up game before Euro 2016 against Portugal. ...read this Blog post →

A nothing performance in a nothing…

...final. There's a lot of people really happy with the way Spurs played as they lost the League Cup final but in all honesty it looks like the worst type of straw clutching. ...read this Blog post →

“Oh, don’t sing for this…

...rubbish”. That was the plaintive cry from one viewer as the Wembley crowd sang their delight at another insipid performance by England as they won yet another Euro 2016 qualifier, this time over Slovenia. ...read this Blog post →

England’s great new future has that same stale whiff of…

...impending failure. There's new faces, exciting prospects, but it's the same old dried up leader and the same old inadequacies that saw them scrape past an even younger and even worse Norwegian side in front of one man and his dog. ...read this Blog post →

And the winner for best comedy goes to…

...England. Apparently the international friendly between England and Peru at Wembley was shown live on TV in Brazil. I hope they had a suitably good laugh. ...read this Blog post →

It’s ‘Arry wot won it for…

...England. As they finally beat some country that isn't called Moldova or San Marino in their World Cup qualifying group. Hang your heads in shame Montenegro. ...read this Blog post →

I know Brazil haven’t played anyone and that’s why…

...they're 18th in the FIFA rankings. But losing to this England side, even in a friendly in which they didn't look bothered, surely indicates that ranking is close to being right. ...read this Blog post →