...England's cause? Could the alleged racial abuse he received from John Terry help England by removing Terry and Ferdinand's brother, Rio?
...this old excuse. It's not cutting it as an excuse Fabio, after all teh German's played more games than our superstars and their best player was in action last summer while our lot had a nice break.
...that is your elbow. Fabio Capello did a really great job reading Wayne Bridge's mind, Fabio says everything is OK and Wayne is in, Wayne says no he isn't...
...Wayne? As Fabio Cappelo consoled Wayne Bridge with a pat on the head he promised him not only a game next week for England but a trip to the World Cup, to make up for Terry shagging Vanessa.
...doomed. Ashley Cole has broken his ankle, it's all over the dream has ended before it began.It's a good job our esteemed leader Caesar Fabio tested out all those other options...oops.