...the irony. A.K.A. Defenders? We don't need no stinkin' defenders... Roy Hodgson makes a mess of the England squad and their tactics in the last warm up game before Euro 2016 against Portugal.
...as planned. In fact it probably couldn't have gone worse for them. Revenge, for that's what the Newsnight “investigation” they actually showed was.
...comfort him. And here we have a picture of the despot meeting a close friend.
...giving. And the latest episode in this desperate club's history is just another moment to give us glee as they replace statistically their most successful manager i history with their long time target Alan Pardew.
...before? Through all those smug pictures of Posh Boy Nick Clegg at his Posh Boy school and then those smug pics of him after the leadership debates he's reminded me of someone but only facially.
This week in music history - April 1st to April 8th - with who was born and who died.
...circle. As a trio of the smarmiest, most patronising, bumbling excuses for politicians get caught up in another scandal it resembles the fag end of the previous regime but done much bigger and much better.
...just down the road from Pakistan, bring your own whites. While the authorities are still trying to find out everything that happened in Bombay and the locals are coming to terms with it why not put more lives at risk for a game.
At last Tony Blair has announced when he'll quit as PM goodbye and good riddance to the vainglorious individual who helped dumb down this once great country.
It's good to know the British people are being protected by crybabies and lard arse lumps of women whose only thoughts are for themselves and getting their fizzog on the telly.