...to lose to Spurs? Bad enough that your owner lets the club go in reply to an email from Nigeria and has employed a man who has his hand up Orville the duck's bum to sell the club.
...a game last night? At the fifth time of asking Spurs finally notch up the first victory of the season with a 2-1 win over Wisla Krakow in the UEFA Cup.
...isn't it. As Spur look up from the bottom of the Premier League, Martin Jol looks down on the rest of the Bundesliga with Hamburg SV.
...last time against Villa at the Lane. It's just under 12 months ago that Younes Kaboul celebrated his equaliser in the arms of Martin Jol as Spurs got a 4-4 draw with Aston Villa, 11 months 2 weeks later what has changed?
...and you blew it big time. The Spurs chairman could have done something about dodgy deals during the transfer window but no he took a loan player instead.
...ManUre then. Levy managed to squeeze an extra few and a bit million quid out of Fergie for Berbatov which kept him from signing any decent replacements on the final day of the transfer window.
...set piece floating by everyone in the box to win it? That isn't how Spurs v. Chelski games are supposed to end, might be something to do with playing players in their actual positions.
...in the reserves. If ManUre don't want to pay the going rate for the type of striker they're crying out for then Spurs shouldn't drop the price on Dimitar Berbatov.
...post title standards. For Tottenham's dismal start to the new Premier League season.
...tomorrow. The biggest circus in the world (© Sky) the Premier League. Is it going to be the usual suspects winning and losing and what does great preseason form mean for a new look Spurs.
...no there ain't. As Robbie Keane maneuvered his way out of the club at a price three times what he cost that Spurs couldn't be bothered to turn down.
...you lose some. I really didn't care which one of the two teams I disliked won the Premier League title though I was happier about one of the teams that went down.
...and a frog? Chelski manager Baron Greenback showed there isn't much when he did his best ARSEne Whinger impersonation after the four all draw with Spurs.
...nah not Chimbomba's useless effort but the shocking piss weak attempt by Jenas that should have won the last 16 game for Spurs in the UEFA Cup.
...in the best season for the F.A. Cup for a long time, with three upsets in the quarter finals and Portsmouth being the only Premier League side in the semi-finals of the F.A. Cup.