...and a frog? Chelski manager Baron Greenback showed there isn't much when he did his best ARSEne Whinger impersonation after the four all draw with Spurs.
...nah not Chimbomba's useless effort but the shocking piss weak attempt by Jenas that should have won the last 16 game for Spurs in the UEFA Cup.
...in the best season for the F.A. Cup for a long time, with three upsets in the quarter finals and Portsmouth being the only Premier League side in the semi-finals of the F.A. Cup.
...Spurs in the UEFA Cup tonight. But viewers in Scotland have their own programme, due to giving the audience an alternative. Not because they are parochial little twats.
...to Spurs' 2-1 victory over Chelski in the Carling Cup final but this video of Teemu Tainio winding up Joe Cole and Didier Drogba is priceless.
...Tottenham Hotspur, King Ledley lifts the first piece of silverware for nine long years.
...they get played out game after game, both Spurs and Aberdeen's UEFA Cup games last night were games of two halves and missed chances.
...a long while ago in the Match Of The Day magazine. And still injury time is dictated by ManUre's need to score.
...shutters errr shut on the most expensive January window so far. Spurs get a new backline in and let some bit time players go, will it be the making of Jermain Defoe?
...resumed as Spurs couldn't win their first game at Old Trafford since Gary Lineker scored the winner in '89, so going out the F.A. Cup 3-1.
Surprise, surprise, Whinging Wenger didn't see the game the way everyone else did but he was right 5-1 was brutal but it wasn't a fair score, 81- would have been.
Spurs finally end the 21 match hoodoo that hasn't seen them beat the ARSE this millenium, with a 5-1 thrashing in the second leg of the Carling Cup semi-final to book a trip to Wembley.
Spurs had a great chance to end a 17 year long hex and win away at Chelski and they blew it.
Spurs again missed too many clear cut chances as they out played the scum in the 1-1 draw in the first leg of the Carling Cup semi-final.
Scouse caricature John Aldridge had to pick Tottenham out of the hat to play ManUre away in the 4th round of this seasons F.A. Cup in today's draw.