...banana skins? Another Wednesday away day up to Yorkshire for 'Arry's Tottenham Hotspur and another 5-1 scoreline.
...or listen to much of a certain game of football. I didn't catch much of Spurs 2-1 defeat of the spammers, after all it wasn't our cup final and Ashes victories aren't two a year jobs.
...from here...Spurs put the requisite five goals past Hull City, in a cracking performance including Jermain Defoe hat-trick, to go top of the Premier League.
...It's the hope I can't stand. One team entered yesterday's season opener at White Hart Lane with great expectations, one with modest ones but after Spurs thoroughly beat the red scousers will the hope be too much?
...than Jimmy cost Spurs. Forget the initial price Ronaldo will cost Real Madrid if he sees out his six years he'll be on about 29 million quid a year wages over half a million a week.
...of football, thanks Villa. As Spurs season ended with a whimper so did another club's but that was far more funny seeing grown men in barcode shirts crying their eyes out.
...his own side. After turning White Hart Lane into a fortress and getting close to Europe from a starting position of 2 points from 8 games what will 'Arry Redknapp do to strengthen the team?
...was that. Spurs cruising through their nil nil draw with Everton at the weekend was overshadowed by something that puts the game in it's place and something that should be put in it's place.
...yet again so close but so far. Just like his time with Spurs Big Martin Jol's Hamburg just fell short of making the UEFA Cup final with another refereeing howler to add to UEFAs list.
....from worst start ever to clean sheet records? 'Arry's done a job at the Lane, from a disastrous position when he took over to clean sheet runs and least goals conceded at home.
...them a shonky one. It could be partly to piss off Pugwash after his fact rant but was more to do with a man in a commentary box who has trouble with a word that haunts from 1990.
...for the good of the game. Helping the Premier League rid itself of the Toonarmy others now have to step up and do their job, biggest club in the lower leagues but still without any silverware in a few lifetimes.
...ever done for us? All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system...
...doesn't it. The way Spurs handed victory to Blackburn, who stuck a big lumper up front, after they should have been dead and buried had a familiar ring to it.
...Ledley. Should Spurs club captain Ledley King turn out for England, should have he been called up in the first place?