It’s a good job Roy is only about…

...the results. It is after all a result based business and that's what Roy's England managed against Slovenia to go unbeaten in qualification in the season after that miserable World Cup. ...read this Blog post →

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England’s midfield trigger Carlton Palmer…

...flashbacks. Roy Hodgson went wild and crazy with his experimental team selection for England's friendly against Italy and somehow came up with a side duller than usual. ...read this Blog post →

And sent them homeward, tae laugh…

...again. The Jocks are consoling themselves that the game against the Auld Enemy didn't count for anything, it's the Euros that really matter, but it doesn't half make them look bad being outclassed and beaten by Roy's mob. ...read this Blog post →

“Oh, don’t sing for this…

...rubbish”. That was the plaintive cry from one viewer as the Wembley crowd sang their delight at another insipid performance by England as they won yet another Euro 2016 qualifier, this time over Slovenia. ...read this Blog post →

Forget what you saw England are again world beaters…

...under the messiah Roy. A rather standard response that every is great and we can forget the past after another poor performance sees England beat a hopeless Swiss side in what should be their toughest Euro qualifier. ...read this Blog post →

England’s great new future has that same stale whiff of…

...impending failure. There's new faces, exciting prospects, but it's the same old dried up leader and the same old inadequacies that saw them scrape past an even younger and even worse Norwegian side in front of one man and his dog. ...read this Blog post →

That nil nil prediction against Costa Rica not so far off…

...the mark then. Highlight of England's tournament. Figured they'd lose by one goal to Italy, one or two to Uruguay and draw with Costa Rica before flying home before the postcards and Roy's boys didn't disappoin ...read this Blog post →

Quick fixes for England in the short…

...term. The deep rooted problems with the England national football team can't be fixed overnight but there a number of small things that can be done straight away to make things somewhat better in the near future. ...read this Blog post →

Thank you Italy and Costa Rica for putting England out of…

...our misery. After Italy's lacklustre defeat to Costa Rica, England's miserable World Cup is over before the postcards have been bought never mind sent home. ...read this Blog post →