...as Ian Hislop brown noses the BBC? A shameless act of sucking up to the Corporation over it's role in Jimmy Savile's abuse of young girls by a man who is firmly entrenched in the establishment.
...very happy. Wait shouldn't that be the other way round? FIFA execs made Russia and Qatar happy after their names were pulled from the envelopes telling us who would host the 2018 and 2022 World Cups.
...two men. Along with the millions that tuned in around the world to see the two FA Cup semi-finals this week, it wasn't to see any of the four teams but the centre of attention in both games the refs who decided the outcomes.
...circle. As a trio of the smarmiest, most patronising, bumbling excuses for politicians get caught up in another scandal it resembles the fag end of the previous regime but done much bigger and much better.
This week in music history - February 4th to February 10th - with who was born and who died.
...football rants. A QPR fan has reached his limit with the so called beautiful game and it's better to let it all out rather than bottle it up after all.
...by all means. There's plenty to have a go at them for and just because something is easy doesn't means it's not worth doing. Just not for buying The Wire, Mad Men and the football.
...are available again. After the lawyers got involved earlier this year and removed one of the spoof Tesco Value Cards sites, it's back.
...didn't take long to kick in. Thankfully no crashed site here, as with many others, probably because those that get to Toxic Web are illiterate and can't spell Micheal Jackson dead body movie clips.
...scapegoat. Or indeed a victim of any sort of ism or a class war, he was the chief pig with his own special trough who over saw the piglets and all they were up to from the high table.
...running that smug advert on the telly? You know the one with the AirFix model kit of Lewis Hamilton where they boast about what a great and safe bank they are.
...Buddy Guy's brother who died on August 20th, not as well known as his brother but he carved out his own blues picking style.
David Beckham will ove to L.A. in a $250 million 5 year deal making him one of the highest payed sportsmen in the US but will the show pony deliver?