...as planned. In fact it probably couldn't have gone worse for them. Revenge, for that's what the Newsnight “investigation” they actually showed was.
...as Ian Hislop brown noses the BBC? A shameless act of sucking up to the Corporation over it's role in Jimmy Savile's abuse of young girls by a man who is firmly entrenched in the establishment.
...tomowwow at noon. This one goes out to Leslie West, some classic Mountain tracks one of which brings back memories of a boring political programme shown by ITV on Sundays at noon.
...will do anything to hang on to power. And here we have a photo of one of these crazed despots just about to agree to one more embarrassing demand.
...in our beds. Because if any police numbers are cut how are they going to chase down pensioners on bikes and where will the man power come from to investigate the ramblings of a fantasist.
...before? Through all those smug pictures of Posh Boy Nick Clegg at his Posh Boy school and then those smug pics of him after the leadership debates he's reminded me of someone but only facially.
...where have I seen him before? I've been racking my brain where have I seen this clown before, I'd narrowed it down to two candidates but finally Burty proved photographic evidence.
...circle. As a trio of the smarmiest, most patronising, bumbling excuses for politicians get caught up in another scandal it resembles the fag end of the previous regime but done much bigger and much better.
...I can't figure it out. Which one of these two predecessors to Gordon Brown will be the most happy that Gordon's alive...
...scapegoat. Or indeed a victim of any sort of ism or a class war, he was the chief pig with his own special trough who over saw the piglets and all they were up to from the high table.
...little missive at the weekend? There's no way Hazel Blears could have done it herself it would take free will and there's no way she'd be about if Gormless Gordon thought she could think for herself.
...you know the one who has taken the fall for watching Oceans Thirteen not once but twice and claiming expenses for it, I can't make my mind up who he looks like and who was actually watching those porno flicks?
...I, like many it seems, figured that useless oaf just can't get anything right can he.
An appropriate price is put on one time Scottish First Minister Jack McConnell.