...the irony. A.K.A. Defenders? We don't need no stinkin' defenders... Roy Hodgson makes a mess of the England squad and their tactics in the last warm up game before Euro 2016 against Portugal.
...now. And that's why a second or third string German side barely tried and beat an England team that didn't have a single shot on target.
...plea. The ex-Chelsea and Milan boss wants to stay in England when he comes off his gap year and the F.A.'s choice as the next England manager could point the way where.
...Sir Henry Cooper OBE. Sad news that was announce on Sunday that the great boxer and gentleman Henry Cooper had died.
...Germany. Keggy reacted with humility after that defeat, Fabio reacted like England's biggest defeat in a World Cup finals came as a great shock to him, well it didn't come as a great shock here.
..aren't we. I mean after stuffing the might of Slovenia a whole one nothing, who is there now good enough to stop England from going all the way and lifting the trophy?
...last night. Was ITV telling us how good England were. Unsurprisingly England were crap in the first game of a tournament, unsurprisingly Lampard and Gerrard didn't work and unsurprisingly ITV talked them up live and and exclusive.
...to the Championship not the Premiership. Errr. Mein Fuhrer...we've been relegated to the Championship...we're now in the fizzy pop league...
...of football, thanks Villa. As Spurs season ended with a whimper so did another club's but that was far more funny seeing grown men in barcode shirts crying their eyes out.
...he's Keggy Keegal the new manager at Newcastle who are looking forward by harking back to their last period of glory.
Spurs had a great chance to end a 17 year long hex and win away at Chelski and they blew it.
Kevin Keegan makes his exit from Man City