...he don't get no respect! Thirteen games, thirteen England victories, most wickets in both innings and the match, third top scorer what more does Tim Bresnan have to do?
...to blow it. But they couldn't just manage it because as with 11 previous Test matches when they have Tim Bresnan in the side they just win even if he doesn't do that much.
...England will miss. As Andrew Flintoff rips through the Aussies and England finally get a win at Lord's we see the bowler England will miss the one that lifts all around him and intimidates those facing.
...don't help the knees. Andrew Flintoff announced he'll be quitting test cricket after this Ashes series to go and slog his knackered joints out in the one day game, was he better than the numbers suggest?
...ordinary. The BBC are doing their best to destroy the bastion of cricket broadcasting by fronting it with more and more waffling cretins.
The Cricket World Cup has been a bit of a bore up until Freddie Flintoff's PedaloGate and Ireland sending Pakistan packing but it's all overshadowed by Bob Woolmer's death.
England now look to be match fit right at the end of the Ashes tour as they stuff the Aussies in the two finals games to take the one day tri-nations series title.
So a few months down the line England cricket coach Duncan Fletcher finally figures out it probably wasn't the best idea to pick Freddie Flintoff as captain.