The 2006 World Cup kicks off today, with hosts Germany taking on Costa Rica and then Poland v Ecuador. England start tomorrow and Sven is talking tough after Wayne Rooney was passed fit by his team and not Man United's.
England were crap in their recent World Cup warm up match against Hungary, nothing new there then.
ARSEnal lost the Champions League final to Barcelona 2-1 and started whinging and whining about how it was everybody elses fault.
Spurs new shirt sponsor will be international gaming and entertainment group Mansion after they agreed a £34 million deal over 4 years.
Liverpool beat West Ham on penalities in the F.A. Cup but seem have gone overboard in describing it the greatest cup final.
Video highlights of some of Glenn Hoddles greatest goals for Spurs and England
Sven-Goran Eriksson last squad as England boss for the World Cup in Germany has raised many eyebrows and questions
10 Spurs players go down with misterious food poisoning the morning before the biggest game in years and it conspires to hand ARSEnal that 4th Champions League.
The F.A. have come up with their 4th or 5th choice as England manager and are trying to make you believe he was their number 1 man all along.
The F.A. are doing their best to completely screw up the next choice as England manager by picking one of the worst options available.
The F.A. are trying to reach an agreement with current Portugal boss Luiz Felipe Scolari for him to be the next England manager.
Arsenal finally met a team who decided to play and looked decidedly ordinary, much like past Champions League campaigns.
Scummy ARSEnal are up to their usual tricks accusing Spurs of being liars and cheats when they scored their prefectly good goal.
Who is going to be the next Englnad manager, the country doesn't want current favourite Steve McClaren.
Spurs lose 2-1 at home to ManUre denting the chances of the 4th spot in the league and that all important Champions League place.