It's not so much Australia regained the Ashes after the third test but England gave them back without a fight which they follow up with bullshit lies to the English public.
England's Monty Panesar puts in the kind of performance, on the first day at the third test in Perth, that shows why he should have been in the team from the first day and not when England are 2-0 down.
England roll over and die in the second test match after dominating the first few days to lose and go down 2-0 in the Ashes.
England lose the first Ashes test by 277 runs after they are skittled out on the final day and can't bat out for a draw.
England are struggling going into the 3rd day of the first test at 53-3.
England were back to their toothless useless self in the opening day of the most anticipated Ashes series. Especially Steve Harmison who was dire from the very first ball, which went straight to 2nd slip.
England opener Marcus Trescothick has pulled out of the Ashes tour due to stress, the right choice as he was an easy out and England would really start one wicket down.
I don't hold out much hope of England retaining the Ashes after the squad for the tour of Australia was announced.
England win the fourth test against Pakistan at the Oval after the tourists forfeit the game in protest at being caught ball tampering.
England skittled Pakistan out for 155 at Headingly to win the 3rd Test Match and the series thanks to Monty Panesar's expert spin performance.
Monty Panesar put in the best performance by an English finger spinner for some time and still Duncan Fletcher is not happy.
England tamely drew the first test against Pakistan at Lord's after stand in captain Andrew Strauss let the game fizzle out.
Sad news at the passing of England & Yorkshire's greatest fast bowler Fiery Fred Trueman, the first bowler to take 300 test wickets.
England lose the last test match against Sri Lanka due to their inability to get out the lower order and Murali Chuckalot chucking them to defeat.
England record their first text win in India for 21 years, England useless again against Ireland in the 6 Nations, Spurs get a win over Brum to stay 4th in the league and keep the Champins League spot and the baseall season is close after Japan beat Cuba in the first World Baseball Classic.