The rain that deprived England of a win in the first test against India at Lord's was annoying but not as annoying as the Test Match Special commentators Henry Blofeld and Arlo White.
England's cricket team almost snatched defeat from the jaws of victory as they beat the West Indies to take the series with a 2-0 lead.
The West Indies could come up with a better test cricket side by taking all the old guys out of the commentators boxes getting their whites on and getting them out in the middle.
Picking Michael Vaughan for England was justified with his hundred but he should have come back no matter what but David beckham should not have been recalled for the football side as the McClown has done.
Grinning, smarmy buffoons have done their best to ruin cricket through the ages from posh snobs not picking Les Jackson to the farce that was this years World Cup.
England cricket coach Duncan Fletcher has finally done the honourable thing and fallen on his sword. Yes he did some good things for the national team but he was responsible for the fall as well.
England's humilating exit in the Cricket World Cup after a thrashing by South Africa is probably the best thing that could happen.
The Cricket World Cup has been a bit of a bore up until Freddie Flintoff's PedaloGate and Ireland sending Pakistan packing but it's all overshadowed by Bob Woolmer's death.
Darren Gough is back at Yorkshire, after three years down south, as the club captain, but I don't know if his knees will stand up to the championship.
England now look to be match fit right at the end of the Ashes tour as they stuff the Aussies in the two finals games to take the one day tri-nations series title.
So a few months down the line England cricket coach Duncan Fletcher finally figures out it probably wasn't the best idea to pick Freddie Flintoff as captain.
England beat New Zealand for the second time in this one day series to reach the CB Final against Australia.
England lose 5-0 in the Ashes, the first whitewash in over 80 years but it's the usual crap from the those humilated.
England capitualte yet again to lose by an inning and 99 runs inside three days to head into the last Ashes test of the sries 4-0.
Toxic Web would like to announce his retirement from one day international cricket to concentrate on his test career.