...and I'll show you a black chiropodist with a sense of humour. 'Arry Reknapp wasn't quite laughing last night as Spurs struggled to a 3-2 defeat to Young Boys in the Champions League qualifier but he did say it was a 'great defeat'.
...about them booting out Captain Pugwash, the fat Spanish waiter, Rafael Beneathus Benitez, single handed creator of the worst Liverpool side in living memory doesn't have the chance to really finish them off.
...to catch. It's going to be a bit of a culture shock for some members of the Premier League millionaires club playing at Bloomfield Road next season but thanks to Ian Holloway it's an amazing comeback to the top flight for the seasiders.
...all football. They have the amazing ability to turn everything to shit, Hell they pretty much did it to Morecambe and Wise what chance has the game got. Still it's really the fault of the F.A. and the 30 pieces of silver they got.
...games like that. Going out with a whimper after such a good season, especially after cruising to a two goal lead against Burnley with a couple of excellent goals.
...Audere est Facere. Mancini promised it, Rafa guaranteed it, 'Arry delivered it. A deserve win at Man City means Spurs are guaranteed at least 4th place in the premier League, that coveted final Champions League spot.
...at a a time. I'm with 'Arry Redknapp he had to play Ledley King against Bolton on Saturday, this was the must win game and with King at the back it made it more likely the 3 points would be Spurs'
...started. It wasn't going to be a good night for a Spurs fan, in reality wanting both the Woolwich scum and ManUre to win and then 'Arry went and picked the Jenasite.
...a bunch of other posts. As Spurs put a typical cut and paste performance in against Birmingham City to drop another two points in that chase for fourth.
...no football. Only snow, inept forecasters, inept government, ambulance chasing lawyers and no one with a pot to piss in during the window?
...but a clean sheet as well. A battling performance, that was low on football but high on desire, at a ground where Spurs traditionally roll over, results in 2 for none against and 3 points.
...you did a great job last night. With your superior tactical brain you made sure that watching the Champions League Final against Barcelona on ITV was almost bearable.
...don't ya...Funny how certain football clubs no matter how badly they, along with the country they represent, have been cheated don't elicit much sympathy.
...is the McClown. Another great example of reading just what the public want the B.B.C. have employed Steve McClaren at the cost of five grand to commentate on the tournament he failed to get to.
The F.A. cover the back of another of their inept employees as Robbie Keane now has to serve a three match ban for a clean tackle but somehow Ledley King didn't injure himself in his first 45 minutes for six months.