...I never did see it. I used to pass her old house when going to the park but I never did see her pussy. Twitter and a bunch of Yanks seem to object to #MrsSlocombesPussy trending.
...thirty to one. It trailed in what looked far more than a country mile behind the 100/1 shot that won the Grand National, still it saved the jockey some embarrassment.
...almost spot on this year. Chris Hoy destroyed all the competition before him this year and deserved to be named the B.B.C. Sports Personality of the Year.
...rocks out. The Clangers snatch a piece of space debris but can't quite figure out what it is but the Soup Dragon gets into the swing of it, while The Master is intrigued.
...ordinary. The BBC are doing their best to destroy the bastion of cricket broadcasting by fronting it with more and more waffling cretins.
...they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? Philippe Senderos. Which kind of, bar a couple of games, describes Euro 2008 so far.
...is the McClown. Another great example of reading just what the public want the B.B.C. have employed Steve McClaren at the cost of five grand to commentate on the tournament he failed to get to.
...we won't have to pay for the privilege of being inflicted with Ian Wright on the BBC anymore.
...in the best season for the F.A. Cup for a long time, with three upsets in the quarter finals and Portsmouth being the only Premier League side in the semi-finals of the F.A. Cup.
...mother...on the front page I don't know, anyway tonight BBC Four The Stooges, MC5, John Lee Hooker and more in Motor City's Burning.
...their TV schedule is disturbed for just one whole day by a bit of rugby, 124 of them whinge and moan about not seeing some pre-recorded piece of crap show.
...same sentence shocker. Their "Pop! What Is It Good for?" season means some good stuff from Chuck Berry, The Rolling Stones, Slade and Led Zeppelin.
Spurs had a great chance to end a 17 year long hex and win away at Chelski and they blew it.
Scouse caricature John Aldridge had to pick Tottenham out of the hat to play ManUre away in the 4th round of this seasons F.A. Cup in today's draw.
...shocker, have the Beeb finally listened to their paymasters as they have brought Mike Carlson in to be the analyst during their Super Bowl broadcast?