...Did she die in vain?...brave Hungarian peasant girl, she forced King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozers at half past ten. Is all this to be forgotten?
...that even the BBC SPOTY winner was shocked at getting the award. Phone bills in the Home Counties will be sky high after the viewers decided to make a joke out of the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award
...they write the word for the score.So on all the tickers on Sunday it was Tottenham 9 (nine) - Wigan 1. But for the Wigan keeper it could have been closer to the 16 needed.
?...Edward Woodward would. What chances the main British channels will show any half decent tribute to the late Edward Woodward, little chance of Callan getting its first airing for years.
...Cos that's what'll 'appen. If enough people cough up the £4.99 to £11.99 to watch the meaningless England game against the Ukraine on teh interweb then how long before more and more games are shown this way.
This week in music history - September 24th to September 30th - with who was born and who died.
...I never did see it. I used to pass her old house when going to the park but I never did see her pussy. Twitter and a bunch of Yanks seem to object to #MrsSlocombesPussy trending.
...thirty to one. It trailed in what looked far more than a country mile behind the 100/1 shot that won the Grand National, still it saved the jockey some embarrassment.
...almost spot on this year. Chris Hoy destroyed all the competition before him this year and deserved to be named the B.B.C. Sports Personality of the Year.
...rocks out. The Clangers snatch a piece of space debris but can't quite figure out what it is but the Soup Dragon gets into the swing of it, while The Master is intrigued.
...ordinary. The BBC are doing their best to destroy the bastion of cricket broadcasting by fronting it with more and more waffling cretins.
...they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? Philippe Senderos. Which kind of, bar a couple of games, describes Euro 2008 so far.
...is the McClown. Another great example of reading just what the public want the B.B.C. have employed Steve McClaren at the cost of five grand to commentate on the tournament he failed to get to.
...we won't have to pay for the privilege of being inflicted with Ian Wright on the BBC anymore.
...in the best season for the F.A. Cup for a long time, with three upsets in the quarter finals and Portsmouth being the only Premier League side in the semi-finals of the F.A. Cup.