...doesn't matter. Females or no females I've said it before and I'll say it again. There's only one winner. Cav. The Manx Missile. Mark Cavendish.
...twerp. He's half barmy, so's his army, whistle while you work.
...Rodney. John Sullivan who died last week was responsible for two and more of the funniest moments in TV history.
... isn't that what ITV kept telling you? Nobody mentioned it at The Lane as Spurs beat Charlton with reasonable ease after the half-time introduction of Luka Modric which everyone had to suffer listening to on the radio.
...very happy. Wait shouldn't that be the other way round? FIFA execs made Russia and Qatar happy after their names were pulled from the envelopes telling us who would host the 2018 and 2022 World Cups.
...slice of toast and some ice cubes. 15 times champion jump jockey Tony McCoy sacrifices a lot to keep at the top of his sport, his diet is a prime example.
...in our beds. Because if any police numbers are cut how are they going to chase down pensioners on bikes and where will the man power come from to investigate the ramblings of a fantasist.
...You're next, You're next...! Invasion Of The Body Snatchers is a classic piece of 1950s American paranoia cinema and the film that Kevin McCarthy is probably best remembered for.
...Chris. Lot of people reaching Toxic Web after searching for "Chris Waddle rant" not to find it. Thy're just finding mentions of Chris Waddle and the mental block after 1990 which means he is unable to say the word penalty. Or that classic rant from a QPR fan.
...or have they been bugging me? A newspaper review of the World Cup TV coverage so far pretty much echoed everything I'd been saying, especially about the odious performance of the main ITV trio of commentators.
...Dr. Who theme tune. Bill Ruppert has come up with a new video showcasing the amazing non-guitar sounds you can get from a guitar and a few pedals, taking us back to our childhood with the Dr. Who theme tune.
...all football. They have the amazing ability to turn everything to shit, Hell they pretty much did it to Morecambe and Wise what chance has the game got. Still it's really the fault of the F.A. and the 30 pieces of silver they got.
...the Grand Nation, which he did finally on Saturday. It really only took him 4 years because for the last 4 years I haven't made it impossible for him because of the Toxic Curse.
...gold. A gold medal for a British female individual athlete at the Winter Olympics, of course not the one the BBC have been relentlessly promoting.
...now have competition. Where once they were in a field of their own now the worst sitcoms ever put on our screens have probably got a new champion of crap.