When Wilson Palacios is…

...Man Of The Match. It doesn't take too much guessing to figure out what type of game Spurs' FA Cup quarter final away to Fulham was like. And you wouldn't be wrong, it wasn't the best game you'll ever see but Spurs are still in it. ...read the full post →

Pissing themselves, those Algerians…

...will be. England manager Fabio Capello said he picked his strongest available side to start the game against Egypt with scaring Algeria in mind... ...read the full post →

Does that fill anyone with any confidence apart…

...from England's opposition. After a shocking first half against Egypt at Wembley, England managed to scrape a win but that team put out by Capello and led by Gerrard should fill no one with hopes of World Cup glory. ...read the full post →

Was it a game better not…

...won? England could have quite easily have beaten Ireland on Saturday in the Six Nations, is it better that they didn't? ...read the full post →

A game of two deja vu…

...halves. I'm sure I've seen this Spurs v Everton game before somewhere, but it had a different ending this time. No late equaliser, no dropped points and back up to fourth. ...read the full post →

Fabio, let me introduce you, this is your arse…

...that is your elbow. Fabio Capello did a really great job reading Wayne Bridge's mind, Fabio says everything is OK and Wayne is in, Wayne says no he isn't... ...read the full post →

A two all draw that sees Spurs…

...into the next round of the Cup. In the end Spurs really didn't need those two goals that Bolton scored for them to get into the quarter finals of the FA Cup last night but they were handy. ...read the full post →

Would a trip to the World Cup make it all better…

...Wayne? As Fabio Cappelo consoled Wayne Bridge with a pat on the head he promised him not only a game next week for England but a trip to the World Cup, to make up for Terry shagging Vanessa. ...read the full post →

As a tribute to Jimmy Greaves’…

...70th birthday this weekend. It was decided that Spurs should play on a pitch more fitting for the great man, so it was Wigan away and their ploughed field so reminiscent of the 1960s & 70s. ...read the full post →

How could I forget Greavsie…

...yesterday. As England's greatest ever goal scorer celebrated his 70th birthday, what would we give for someone with half his talent playing for the national side today. ...read the full post →

Curly wurly…

...gold. A gold medal for a British female individual athlete at the Winter Olympics, of course not the one the BBC have been relentlessly promoting. ...read the full post →

After four longs years of training, sacrifice…

...and dedication all building to one moment. Is it better to crash out after two and a half seconds as France's Marion Rolland did. Or is it better... ...read the full post →

Now that’s the England we…

...remember and hate. The England rugby side that puts in shockingly awful performances that are followed up by the manager and captain saying how great they were. ...read the full post →

Come on ‘Arry, do something, don’t just…

...sit there twitching. As much as I know it really has no effect on the team on the pitch I was getting sick fed up of seeing 'Arry lounging in the dugout twitching during Spurs draw with Bolton in the Cup. ...read the full post →

“Woe, woe and thrice, woe, we’re all…

...doomed. Ashley Cole has broken his ankle, it's all over the dream has ended before it began.It's a good job our esteemed leader Caesar Fabio tested out all those other options...oops. ...read the full post →