Things that make you go…

...oh my god...he didn't just do that did he? While your whole body tenses up. And at the Chinese State Circus a young Shaolin warrior did just that. ...read the full post →

How are we going to top that…

...in four years time. What kind of show will London put on in 2012 to highlight the nation and try and top Beijing today. ...read the full post →

And those seven words…

...you can't say are. R.I.P. George Carlin, now click for some swearing and the destruction of organised religion. ...read the full post →

You know truckin’ Buckfast wine…

...north of Berwick is bootleggin'. We've gotta get down to Devon pick up some cases of Buckie and get back across the border in 24 hours. ...read the full post →

R.I.P. The Originator…

...Mr Bo Diddley, who died from a heart attack on June 2nd aged 79, one of rock and or rolls great pioneers. ...read the full post →

When I heard about John Prescott…

...I, like many it seems, figured that useless oaf just can't get anything right can he. ...read the full post →

I’m tore down…

...I like to take apart my guitar gear, have a good nose around and I'm thinking about making my own pedals and amps but I'd baulk at taking part a two and a half grand model. ...read the full post →

We want our money back…

...Mr Mohamed Al Fayed, you've cost this nation £10 million and no we won't take Fulham as a down payment. ...read the full post →

Unfortunately it won’t be the last…

...from that sad old slapper Mills, even though the judge bitch slapped her in his summing of the divorce case between her and Macca. ...read the full post →

Basil Brush…

...goes on Radio to defend himself against allegations of racism on his children's show. ...read the full post →

It’s never too late…

The fightback against the crap that is St. Valentine's Day continues so download and print off your own Tesco Value Card. ...read the full post →

Now why would Scientologists not…

...want this video of Tom Cruise eulogising about the cult being viewed by the world, what's so bad about it? ...read the full post →

No New Year bauble…

Toxie again wasn't honoured this time around for services in "blogging the negatives" but for 2008 Sir Parky will be my inspiration. ...read the full post →

Bah…

...Humbug. Oh and remember if you can't be arsed getting a card on Xmas eve there's the Tesco Value Card selection. ...read the full post →

It makes me blue…

Fools, (Oh!) I live with fools. Live with fools...the car/house alarm is the modern day boy that cried wolf. ...read the full post →
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