Mrs Slocombe’s pussy…

...I never did see it. I used to pass her old house when going to the park but I never did see her pussy. Twitter and a bunch of Yanks seem to object to #MrsSlocombesPussy trending. ...read the full post →

Gordon Brown’s legacy…

...I can't figure it out. Which one of these two predecessors to Gordon Brown will be the most happy that Gordon's alive... ...read the full post →

Gorbals Mick isn’t a…

...scapegoat. Or indeed a victim of any sort of ism or a class war, he was the chief pig with his own special trough who over saw the piglets and all they were up to from the high table. ...read the full post →

Who wrote Squirrel Nutkin’s…

...little missive at the weekend? There's no way Hazel Blears could have done it herself it would take free will and there's no way she'd be about if Gormless Gordon thought she could think for herself. ...read the full post →

Jacqui Smith’s husband…

...you know the one who has taken the fall for watching Oceans Thirteen not once but twice and claiming expenses for it, I can't make my mind up who he looks like and who was actually watching those porno flicks? ...read the full post →

Censorship is…

...wrong. We should be able to point out that a Greenpeace woman has a tache but some things go too far to be tolerated ... Black Lace re-releasing Agadoo. ...read the full post →

The QI Elves…

...are trawling the web so you don't have to. And one of their tweets brought back memories from exactly 10 years ago...psychedelic chicks. ...read the full post →

“Cricketers would never be under any threat…

...from terrorists. Imran Khan was so sure of it, I think he was the only one but I doubt he thinks that way now after the Sri Lankan tourists were attacked in Lahore. ...read the full post →

I am not a number…

...I am a free man. I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign. R.I.P. Number 6. ...read the full post →

R.I.P. Ron Asheton…

...another punk pioneer gone. The Stooges founder, guitarist and bass player Ron Asheton was found dead today (Jan 6th) aged 60. ...read the full post →

Ho…ho..

...and indeed ho...actually Bah Humbug!! ...read the full post →

The credit crunch…

...you can really tell it's taking hold. Beating all the usual suspect terms people search for that brings them here Tesco Value Cards is outstripping the lot. ...read the full post →

Oh sod it! The bloody thing’s…

...stuck again. The great line that Oliver Postgate opened the Chicken episode of the classic TV series The Clangers, I always liked it more than Bagpuss. ...read the full post →

Joe Satriani’s Time Machine…

..delays and repeats...Both Jo Satriani's new VOX signature Time Machine pedal and his recent law suit against Coldplay involve delays and repeats. ...read the full post →

Voters of American you should be…

...ashamed of yourselves. As the results for the presidential election came in from the various states it was obviously the worst case of clownism witnessed in recent history. ...read the full post →