Argentina nil, England one…

...or should that be England 2. That's what it would have been on paper after the German's stuffed Maradonna's lot in the quarter-final on Saturday, of course on actual grass it probably would have somewhat different. ...read the full post →

Did I write this…

...or have they been bugging me? A newspaper review of the World Cup TV coverage so far pretty much echoed everything I'd been saying, especially about the odious performance of the main ITV trio of commentators. ...read the full post →

Only thing worse than England…

...last night. Was ITV telling us how good England were. Unsurprisingly England were crap in the first game of a tournament, unsurprisingly Lampard and Gerrard didn't work and unsurprisingly ITV talked them up live and and exclusive. ...read the full post →

It happened this week…

This week in music history - June 10th to June 16th - with who was born and who died. ...read the full post →

Effectology volume 16…

...Dr. Who theme tune. Bill Ruppert has come up with a new video showcasing the amazing non-guitar sounds you can get from a guitar and a few pedals, taking us back to our childhood with the Dr. Who theme tune. ...read the full post →

ITV should be banned from broadcasting…

...all football. They have the amazing ability to turn everything to shit, Hell they pretty much did it to Morecambe and Wise what chance has the game got. Still it's really the fault of the F.A. and the 30 pieces of silver they got. ...read the full post →

Where have I seen Nick Clegg…

...before? Through all those smug pictures of Posh Boy Nick Clegg at his Posh Boy school and then those smug pics of him after the leadership debates he's reminded me of someone but only facially. ...read the full post →

It didn’t take AP McCoy fifteen years to win…

...the Grand Nation, which he did finally on Saturday. It really only took him 4 years because for the last 4 years I haven't made it impossible for him because of the Toxic Curse. ...read the full post →

Lord Adonis…

...where have I seen him before? I've been racking my brain where have I seen this clown before, I'd narrowed it down to two candidates but finally Burty proved photographic evidence. ...read the full post →

You ever been in a cockpit before?…

...No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. You ever ... seen a grown man naked? Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium? Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? ...read the full post →

They just fucked with the wrong…

...Mexican. If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make sure the bad guy isn't you... ...read the full post →

1970s ITV sitcoms…

...now have competition. Where once they were in a field of their own now the worst sitcoms ever put on our screens have probably got a new champion of crap. ...read the full post →

Is this a BAFTA…

...I see before me. Why did I watch the second series of Wallander? The first three BBC films should have given me enough clues to how this series would pan out. ...read the full post →

Have a go at the BBC…

...by all means. There's plenty to have a go at them for and just because something is easy doesn't means it's not worth doing. Just not for buying The Wire, Mad Men and the football. ...read the full post →

How to rebel the modern…

...British way. Be told by someone on teh interweb what to do and follow the herd like good little sheep. All helped of course by instructions from our masters on high the Celebs. ...read the full post →