And those seven words…

...you can't say are. R.I.P. George Carlin, now click for some swearing and the destruction of organised religion. ...read the full post →

Some advice for the blokes…

...out there, This is a public service announcement for fellas out there that might be dragged along to the Hags And The City movie. ...read the full post →

There’s optimism, there’s loyalty…

...and there's living in a different reality, as those that thought Rangers would win the UEFA Cup final against Zenit were, along with those that thought the Russians just about deserved the trophy. ...read the full post →

Have you ever been to…

...Electric Ladyland? And if so are you going to be spending $40 on a DVD which claims to be the Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape? ...read the full post →

And the cretinous oaf to replace the clown…

...is the McClown. Another great example of reading just what the public want the B.B.C. have employed Steve McClaren at the cost of five grand to commentate on the tournament he failed to get to. ...read the full post →

Now that is good news…

...we won't have to pay for the privilege of being inflicted with Ian Wright on the BBC anymore. ...read the full post →

But they want Charlton Heston…

...as a Mexican. He wasn't exactly the best actor in the world and ever so slightly barmy but Chuck Heston was in some memorable flicks through the years. ...read the full post →

Have we got a video…

...If anyone uses it to tape Ade Edmondson's new venture Teenage Kicks, I'm going to stick their head through the window! ...read the full post →

Unfortunately it won’t be the last…

...from that sad old slapper Mills, even though the judge bitch slapped her in his summing of the divorce case between her and Macca. ...read the full post →

Basil Brush…

...goes on Radio to defend himself against allegations of racism on his children's show. ...read the full post →

The best weekend…

...in the best season for the F.A. Cup for a long time, with three upsets in the quarter finals and Portsmouth being the only Premier League side in the semi-finals of the F.A. Cup. ...read the full post →

Kick out the jams…

...mother...on the front page I don't know, anyway tonight BBC Four The Stooges, MC5, John Lee Hooker and more in Motor City's Burning. ...read the full post →

I’d like to watch…

...Spurs in the UEFA Cup tonight. But viewers in Scotland have their own programme, due to giving the audience an alternative. Not because they are parochial little twats. ...read the full post →

R.I.P. Jeff Healey…

Sad passing of the Canadian blues guitarist who lost his battle with cancer, which took his eyesight as a baby leading to his unique guitar splaying style, aged only 41. ...read the full post →

How do people manage when…

...their TV schedule is disturbed for just one whole day by a bit of rugby, 124 of them whinge and moan about not seeing some pre-recorded piece of crap show. ...read the full post →
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