...chap? Wh-What's his name? Jimmy Tarbrush?
...Prime Cut. Shergar burgers are back on the news menu after it was announced today that Asda have taken all their value burger ranges off the shelf as the meat contained 80% horse DNA.
...it killed itself. Crap prices, crap stock, little outside the piled high mainstream rubbish that's being downloaded to interest those that actually want a physical product. That's what killed the last high street record shop chain.
...somewhere in the B.B.C. George Entwistle, director general of the B.B.C. waits for Peter Rippon programme editor who stopped the Newsnight broadcast into Jimmy Savile.
...as Ian Hislop brown noses the BBC? A shameless act of sucking up to the Corporation over it's role in Jimmy Savile's abuse of young girls by a man who is firmly entrenched in the establishment.
...from the 1980s. The comedian, like a lot of people, knew back then.
...on your morning constitutional. A Minke whale - edit: in fact it's not it's a Sei.
...August 1st. Now where'e the flat cap, ferrets an' whippet.
...like a schnook. It didn't quite pan out like that for Henry Hill during his time in the witness protection programme. Henry died they day after his 69th birthday.
...happy Yorkshire Day. August 1st time to celebrate Yorkshire Day and pity them poor buggers that ain't from Yorkshire.
...Hitler finds out about bin Laden's death. You knew the Downfall parodies would be coming thick and fast...
...can't remember what. I'm sure there's something going on today, something I should be aware of. If only someone had mentioned it then I wouldn't have forgotten.
...will do anything to hang on to power. And here we have a photo of one of these crazed despots just about to agree to one more embarrassing demand.
...comfort him. And here we have a picture of the despot meeting a close friend.
...in our beds. Because if any police numbers are cut how are they going to chase down pensioners on bikes and where will the man power come from to investigate the ramblings of a fantasist.