…I never did see it.
Mollie Sugden and I share a a birth place, town wise, she used to live just round from where my aunt lives and I used to pass the place when going to the park.
But I never did see her pussy…
…though there was a strange smell round the park.
Looks like Twitter and a bunch of Yanks took objection to #MrsSlocombesPussy trending on Twitter, funny as it was a reasonable hit in the States and a friend from over there used to like it and he was still in his teens.
…and this is how he repays me!!!
I even paid his legal fees when he molested my nephew…
Jockeys at tomorrow’s race meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more three yr olds than anyone in living memory.
McDonald’s are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger. 50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts. …Er or was it a five-year old wiener?
Paul Rigby - sound check - Glasgow 2009
