We should be able to say what we want, even if it’s asking if “mo’s for Greenpeace women is standard issue“, but there are certain things that cross so far over the line something has to be done.
And they have to be done even if it puts you on par with the old Soviet regimes, i.e. just slightly less restrictive than the society that Gormless Gordon is trying to create in Britain. You have to censor and ban things for the good of the population.
That line was crossed with the news that Black Lace are to release a remix of their #2 chart hit from 1984 “Agadoo“. No it’s not an April Fool, it sounds like it should be as all these do but if it’s posted on here it’s after noon
A petition has been started to have this banned…
Remixing this horrific slice of mind-wilting, wedding-disco diarrhoea is akin to spray-painting a steaming turd brown.
What makes it even more insulting is that a video for the new version has already been shot, directed by former Coronation Street actor Bruce Jones (aka Les Battersby), and ‘stars’ Kevin Kennedy (be-curtained moron Curly Watts).
Take a minute to imagine your middle-aged relatives forming a conga line at your birthday party, and then sign this petition to ensure this drastic toepoke-in-the-goolies of musical integrity forever remains consigned to the bargain bin of chart history. THANK YOU.
Sign the petition, spread the word and save the world…
“Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee.”