…you know the one.
Yes him, the one taking the fall for the Home Secretary claiming expenses for watching some films and not just porno ones either, obviously it took them a couple of viewings to get the intricacies of “Ocean’s Thirteen”.
Well after seeing him shuffle out he back door of his “second home” – you know the main residence of the Home Secretary in her constituency that she’s claiming for – I can’t make up my mind…
…he’s one of them lot.
Does he look like, one time England captain and ex-Spurs manager Gerry Francis or old time West Ham player and father of current England international Frank Lampard Snr, or ex-Radio 1 DJ and current host of a show that has people thinking guessing about boxes is a skill Noel Edmonds or The Master after falling on hard times.
The bizarrely titled “Blair Babe” – well if you consider someone who wouldn’t look out of place in the part of Mimi Maguire’s sister in Shameless a babe – hasn’t been a great friend to the porn industry, talking out against it and cracking down on it in best Gormless Gordon Soviet Britain style. So it’s strange to see that one of the films watched would seem to be aimed at either women or the gay market.
Did someone watch it on that night when MS. Smith was out of town or was it recorded for later viewing?
…wrong.
We should be able to say what we want, even if it’s asking if “mo’s for Greenpeace women is standard issue“, but there are certain things that cross so far over the line something has to be done.
And they have to be done even if it puts you on par with the old Soviet regimes, i.e. just slightly less restrictive than the society that Gormless Gordon is trying to create in Britain. You have to censor and ban things for the good of the population.
That line was crossed with the news that Black Lace are to release a remix of their #2 chart hit from 1984 “Agadoo“. No it’s not an April Fool, it sounds like it should be as all these do but if it’s posted on here it’s after noon 
A petition has been started to have this banned…
Remixing this horrific slice of mind-wilting, wedding-disco diarrhoea is akin to spray-painting a steaming turd brown.
What makes it even more insulting is that a video for the new version has already been shot, directed by former Coronation Street actor Bruce Jones (aka Les Battersby), and ’stars’ Kevin Kennedy (be-curtained moron Curly Watts).
Take a minute to imagine your middle-aged relatives forming a conga line at your birthday party, and then sign this petition to ensure this drastic toepoke-in-the-goolies of musical integrity forever remains consigned to the bargain bin of chart history. THANK YOU.
- TG
Sign the petition, spread the word and save the world…
“Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee.”
Basil Brush explains his views on gypsies
